
The Hearty Hooligan - DNU
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All Day Breakfast
Breakfast Sandwich
Housemade tofu egg with melted marble vegan cheese and your choice of seitan bacon or vegan sausage on a buttered english muffin.
$9.50
Smokey Maple Breakfast Sandwich
House-made tofu egg with melted marble vegan cheese, a crispy deep-fried hashbrown, maple syrup, and your choice of seitan bacon or vegan sausage on a buttered english muffin.
$11.50

Wake and Bake Wrap
House-made tofu egg scramble. your choice of vegan sausage or seitan bacon, vegan marble cheese, and hash browns baked into a soft flour tortilla. Kick it up a notch by adding hot sauce!
$16.00
Omelette Wrap
House-made tofu egg, your choice of vegan sausage or seitan bacon, vegan marble cheese, green peppers mushrooms, tomatoes, and green onions baked into a soft flour tortilla.
$15.00
Protein Breakfast Bowl
Gluten-friendly. Black beans, house-made tofu scramble, house-made sweet chilli heat cheese sauce, marble cheese shreds, corn chips, hot sauce, sour cream, fresh tomatoes, and green onions.
$16.00
Soup, Salads, and Sandwiches
Soup of the Day
$7.00
Garlic Bread
Locally made nine-inch sub bun slathered in housemade fresh vegan garlic butter served perfectly toasted.
$4.50
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Marinated soy curl based chicken, leaf lettuce, croutons, vegan bacon bits, and The Hearty Hooligan's classic house-made vegan Caesar dressing wrapped in a soft flour tortilla. Available as a meal sized salad.
$14.00
BLT
Smokey, crispy seitan bacon made by The Hearty Hooligan friends at sausage party. House-made mayonnaise, freshly sliced tomato, and leaf lettuce on your choice of a soft flour tortilla or locally mode nine-inch sub bun.
$16.00
Pizza Pockets and Rolls

Jumbo Pepperoni and Cheese Pizza Pocket
Vegan pepperoni, vegan marble cheese, and The Hearty Hooligan's classic pizza sauce baked inside a fluffy house-made yeast dough.
$12.00
Jumbo Deluxe Pizza Pocket
Vegan pepperoni, fresh peppers and mushrooms, vegan bacon bits, vegan marble cheese- and The Hearty Hooligan's classic pizza sauce baked inside a fluffy house-made yeast dough.
$12.00

Pizza Rolls
Hand-rolled flatbread filled with garlic butter, The Hearty Hooligan's house-prepared pizza sauce, vegan cheese shreds, vegan parmesan, and vegan pepperoni, then baked until golden brown. Served with The Hearty Hooligan's signature house-made gar-parm dip.
$15.00
Burritos

Crunchwrap
One of The Hearty Hooligan's most popular items. The Hearty Hooligan's perfectly seasoned house-made Tex-Mex-style TVP "beef", marble vegan cheese shreds, vegan sour cream, fresh tomatoes, and green onions baked inside a flour tortilla.
$14.00
Barbecue Chicken Mac and Cheese Burrito
House made mac and cheese, house made soy curl-based barbecue chicken, crispy onion, and green onion baked inside a soft flour tortilla.
$15.00
Classic Burrito
Black beans, The Hearty Hooligan house-made Tex-Mex-style TVP "beef", marble vegan cheese shreds, vegan sour cream, fresh tomatoes, and green onions baked inside a flour tortilla.
$14.00
Nacho Burrito
Tex-Mex-style TVP "beef", vegan cheese shreds, house-made cheese sauce, jalapenos, tomatoes, green onions, sour cream, and nacho chips baked inside a soft flour tortilla.
$14.00
Anti Warrior Burrito
House-made mac and cheese, Tex-Mex-style TVP "beef", sweet chili heat Doritos, crispy onions, tomatoes, and green onions baked inside a soft flour tortilla. The Hearty Hooligan's most popular bowl made portable.
$15.50
Loaded Fries
Crispy, golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's house made magic fry dust.
Cheesy Fries
Does not contain gluten. Fries topped with vegan marble cheese shreds and The Hearty Hooligan's house made vegan Philly cheese sauce.
$7.00
Uncle Moe’s Million Dollar Birthday Fries
Contain no gluten. Crispy, golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made magic fry dust, topped with melty vegan cheese, house-made Tex-Mex taco beef, tomatoes, green onions, and vegan sour cream.
$12.00
Fat Mac Fries
Contain no gluten. Topped with a cut up veggie burger, dill pickle, minced onion, lettuce, sesame seed, and the legendary Fat Mac sauce from the late great Apiecalypse Now.
$15.00
Loaded Pierogi Fries
Contain no gluten. Crispy golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made magic fry dust, topped with melty vegan cheese, sauteed onions, vegan bacon bits, green onions, and sour cream.
$11.00

Dill Pickle Loaded Fries
Contain no gluten. Crispy golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's magic fry dust, topped with sauteed onions, melty vegan cheese, The Hearty Hooligan's house-made fresh creamy dill sauce, and shredded dill pickles.
$11.00
Poutine
Crispy golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made magic fry dust, topped with melty vegan cheese and smothered in The Hearty Hooligan's house-made savoury vegan beef gravy.
$10.00
Jumbo Hot Dogs
All dogs are a jumbo veggie dog on a 9" locally made bun.
The Classic Dog
A jumbo veggie dog on a nine-inch locally made bun with ketchup, mustard, and relish.
$10.00
Dilly Dog
A jumbo veggie dog on a nine-inch locally made bun topped with melty vegan cheese, housemade dill sauce, crispy onions, shredded pickles, and mustard.
$13.00
Loaded Nacho Dog
A jumbo veggie dog on a locally made nine-inch bun topped with house-made sweet chilli heat cheese sauce, melty vegan cheese shreds, crushed nacho chips, jalapenos, tomatoes, and green onions.
$14.00
Mains
Jen's Barbecue Chicken Quesadilla
House-made soy curl-based barbecue chicken, vegan marble cheese shreds, house made sweet chili heat cheese sauce, and fresh green onion baked into a soft flour tortilla, served with vegan queso hot sauce and vertigo cilantro lime hot sauce from La Pimenta Rie.
$18.00
Chopped Cheese Sandwich
A New York Center street corner bodega staple made vegan. A veggie burger patty, smashed, mixed with two different cheeses, and cooked until both melty and crispy. Placed on a locally made toasted bun and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup, and house made vegan mayo.
$16.00

Loaded Nachos
Contain no gluten. Corn chips topped with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made Tex-Mex taco beef, house-made sweet chili heat cheese sauce, marble vegan cheese shreds, vegan sour cream, jalapeños, fresh green onion, and tomatoes.
$18.00
Mac and Cheese Bake
House made mac and cheese made with three different vegan cheeses, topped with extra cheese, a bread crumb topper, and then baked.
$14.00
Anti Warrior Bowl
Everything that a warrior bowl isn't in one signature dish. House made mac and cheese blended with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made Tex-Mex-style taco beef and topped with sweet chili heat Doritos, crispy onions, green onions, and tomatoes. Keeping vegan trashy all day, every day.
$17.00

Loaded Pickle Mac
House made mac and cheese, topped with house made dill sauce, bacon bits, sauteed onions, and dill pickles.
$16.00
Sides
Fries
Does not contain gluten.
$4.00
Hashbrowns
Does not contain gluten.
$4.00
Soup
$4.00
Mac and Cheese
$4.00
Caesar Salad
$6.00
Extra Dips or Sauces
Does not contain gluten.
$2.50
Desserts
6 Assorted Vegan Cookies
$10.00
6 Assorted Vegan Cupcakes
$17.50
Punkaroo Cookie Sandwich
Vegan! Signature dessert! A take on the classic childhood snack Dunkaroos, this is two giant punkaroo cookies with punkaroo icing in the middle!
$4.99
12 Assorted Vegan Cupcakes
$35.00
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Vegan.
$2.00
12 Assorted Vegan Cookies
$20.00
Milkshakes
Chocolate Milkshake
Does not contain gluten.
$12.00
Vanilla Milkshake
Does not contain gluten.
$12.00
Strawberry Milkshake
Does not contain gluten.
$12.00
Mint Chocolate Milkshake
$13.00
Funfetti Milkshake
Does not contain gluten.
$13.00
Oreo Milkshake
$13.00
Chocolate Peanut Butter Milkshake
Does not contain gluten.
$13.00
Chocolate Charcoal Raspberry (The Goth Shake)
Does not contain gluten.
$13.00
Pumpkin Pie Milkshake
$14.00
Snowstorms
Cookie Dough Snowstorm
$12.00
Chocolate PB Chip Snowstorm
Does not contain gluten.
$11.00
Banana Creme Pie Snowstorm
$11.00
Punkaroo Snowstorm
$12.00
Chocolate Banana Chip Snowstorm
Does not contain gluten.
$11.00
Oreo Snowstorm
$12.00
Coffee
Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Relay Coffee.
Drip Coffee (12 oz)
Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Vintage Coffee Roasters.
$2.80
Drip Coffee (16 oz)
Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Vintage Coffee Roasters.
$3.50
Double Espresso
Vegan, gluten free. Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Vintage Coffee Roasters.
$3.50
Americano
Vegan, gluten-free. Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Vintage Coffee Roasters.
$3.75
Classic Cafe Latte
Classic Cafe Latte
$4.60
Specialty Cafe Lattes
Specialty Cafe Latte
$5.50
Hot Chocolate
Made from scratch in-house.
Hot Chocolate
Made from scratch in house.
$3.75
Loose Leaf Tea
Loose Leaf Tea (12 oz)
Fair trade, organic, and locally blended by Terra Teas.
$3.00
Loose Leaf Tea (16 oz)
Fair trade, organic, and locally blended by Terra Teas.
$3.60
Cold Drinks

House-Made Berry Bliss Iced Tea
$3.50
House-Made Lemonade
$3.00
House-Made Classic Sweet Tea
$3.50
Iced Coffee
$4.00
Iced Cappuccino
$5.50
Mocha Iced Cappuccino
$6.50
Pop
$2.00
Mint Chocolate Iced Cappuccino
$6.50
Rotating Featured Iced Tea
$3.50
Smoothies
Straw-Nana Smoothie
Simple and classic! Strawberries, bananas, and your choice of oat or soy milk.
$9.00
Tropi-Cool Smoothie
Mango, banana, pineapple, spinach, and your choice of oat or soy milk.
$10.00
Peanut Butter Jelly Time Smoothie
Strawberries, raspberries, peanut butter, and bananas with your choice of oat or soy milk.
$11.00
Milkshakes
Chocolate Milkshake
Contain no gluten.
$12.00
Vanilla Milkshake
Contain no gluten.
$12.00
Strawberry Milkshake
Contain no gluten.
$12.00
Funfetti Milkshake
Contain no gluten.
$13.00
Chocolate Peanut Butter Milkshake
Contain no gluten.
$13.00
Oreo Milkshake
Contain no gluten.
$13.00
Mint Chocolate Milkshake
Contain no gluten.
$13.00
Chocolate Charcoal Raspberry Milkshake (The Goth Shake)
Contain no gluten.