Seitans

Two For $40 Pizza

Get any two Pizzas for $40

Kale Caesar Salad Side

Fresh kale tossed in zesty Caesar dressing, topped with crispy tortilla strips, and a savory blend of bacun and chickpea parmesan.

Chicken Wings

Contains gluten. Six homemade seitan wings tossed in sauce of choice and comes with dip of choice

Po Boy Combo

Get a Po Boy and side of choice of side for less and/or upgrade your fries!

Fried Chickun Combo Box

Get 4 Pieces of Vegan Fried Chickun with side of your choice!

Smashed Potato Bennie (GF)

Crispy smashed potato's tossed in seasoning, a yo! egg on top, dripping vegan hollandaise. Completely Gluten Free, add another yo! egg for more fun!

Breakfast Pizza

Rich hollandaise base, topped with crispy tater tots, vegan scrambled eggs, and creamy feta. Finished with arugula, savory bacon parmesan and a kick of spicy lime vinaigrette.

Ginger Beef Scrambler (GF)

The Ginger Beef Scrambler** Smashed potatoes, crisp bell peppers, pickled carrots, tofu scramble, a sunny-side-up vegan egg, green onions, and a drizzle of fiery sambal aioli. (And yes, it’s 100% Gluten-Free!)

Gluten Free Bennie

Crispy soy curls layered over a toasted Gluten free English muffin, topped with rich Yo! egg hollandaise sauce. Served with your choice of side.

Traditional Bennie

Crispy ham layered over a toasted English muffin, topped with two vegan poached eggs, hollandaise sauce, green onions. Served with your choice of side.

Fried Chickun Bennie

Crispy ham, fried chickun patties layered over a toasted English muffin, topped with two vegan poached eggs, hollandaise sauce, green onions. Served with your choice of side.

Side Smashed Potatoes

Side Hollandaise

2oz of House made vegan hollandaise!

Hollandaise Sauce Retail 8.5 oz GF

Enjoy our house made vegan and GF Hollandaise. Featuring a base of chickpea protein and nutritional yeast, this vegan spin on the classic sauce will make you forget it ever had eggs. Serving instructions per jar: add 1/4 cup warm water and reheat on low. **do not overheart to avoid splitting**

Loco Moco

What's in Our Loco Moco? • Crispy Rice Cake: A beautiful base made with a blend of sushi rice and wild rice, pan-fried to golden perfection. • Steak & Onions: Tender vegan steak strips sautéed with sweet, caramelized onions. • Rich Gravy: Generously poured over the seitan and rice cake. • Vegan Yo! Egg: Crowned with a vibrant, perfectly set vegan Yo! Egg for that classic moco finish. • Finishing Touches: Drizzled with savory hoisin sauce and topped with fresh green onions.

Haskap Pie

Haskap pie good for sharing! Local berries from @rosyfarms and a side a vegan whipping cream.

Oreo Tiramisu

Gluten Free Oreos dipped in espresso, vegan whipping cream, cocoa!

Sourdough Beignets

Light and airy sourdough beignets dusted with powdered sugar, reminiscent of the classic New Orleans doughnut. Served with a side of rich cream cheeze icing and decadent coconut caramel sauce.

Carrot Cake

Moist carrot cake infused with warm cinnamon spice, topped with a rich vegan cream cheese frosting.

Biscoff Chocolate Cake

Meet our Biscoff Chocolate Cake: rich, insanely moist vegan chocolate cake topped with a silky Biscoff-infused cream icing, sweet coconut caramel, and finished with that signature Biscoff cookie crumble.

Croissant Bread Pudding

Enjoy this light but satisfying croissant bread pudding made with vanilla custard, cranberries and almonds. Topped with a rich chocolate mousse, vegan whip and strawberries, each bite will have you coming back for more.

Double Chocolate Cake

This vegan double chocolate cake features a moist texture, rich chocolate flavor, and creamy chocolate frosting topped with colorful birthday sprinkles. Perfect for celebrations or indulgent treats. no nuts

NY Style Cheezecake: Pumpkin

Gluten free, nut free

Pumpkin Pie

The perfect individual classic, topped with vegan whipped cream and cinnamon!

Beet Salad

Beet Salad—a vibrant blend of fresh, roasted beets tossed in a bright red wine vinaigrette and crisp arugula, fresh mint, and basil. Sitting on a bed of rich sour cream, creamy crumbled feta, and a crunchy candied hazelnuts, chili oil drizz.

Fried Oysters

Crispy AF local black oyster mushrooms, green onions and togarashi comes with dip of choice

Oyster Po Boy

Contains gluten. Crispy AF local black oyster mushrooms tossed in togarashi seasoning, garlic aioli, hot sauce, iceberg lettuce and pickles

Lazy Lasagna

Layers of Riccia pasta are smothered in creamy vegan ricotta and savory marinara, complemented by Seitan beef crumble and a chili oil drizzle. Finished with a sprinkle of chickpea parmesan and a garnish of fresh micro greens.

Mac & Cheeze

Our Famous Mac and Cheeze is HERE! Get ready to indulge! Our legendary Mac and Cheeze has officially returned, and it’s better than ever! Featuring: •  Gomiti Pasta tossed in our signature Cheeze Sauce •  Topped with savory Bacun Parmesan •   Crunchy Noocho Crisps •   Fresh Micro Greens •   Extra sprinkle of Chickpea Parmesan Level Up Your Mac! (Optional Add-Ons): Customize your bowl with your favorite toppings: •  Beef Crumble •  Buffalo Chickun •  Broccoli (Yes, even broccoli!)

Kids Mac & Cheeze

Half Size with just noodles, and cheeze sauce!

Seafood Pasta

Our Seafood-Style Pasta has returned to the menu! We’re tossing tender gomiti pasta in a rich, velvety cashew lemon cream sauce with fresh kale, then topping it off with ultra-crispy oyster mushroom “seafood,” a drizzle of chili oil for a gentle kick, house-made chickpea Parmesan, and microgreens.

Beaf Stroganoff

Riccia Pasta tossed in creamy rich gravy sauce, cremini mushrooms, sautéed onions, and our caramelized Seitan steak strips, sour cream drizzle, house-made pickles, chickpea parmesan, micro greens.

Brussels Sprout Power Bowl

Sweet, spicy, salty, and ultra-crispy Introducing the new Brussels Sprout Power Bowl: Crispy rice cakes Roasted Brussels sprouts & broccoli Dan Dan toasted sesame sauce Thin-sliced radish & fresh microgreens Trust us, you’re going to want to try this one.

Garlic Broccoli

Garlic vinaigrette, chili crisp, pumpkin seeds, hemp seeds and chickpea parmesan

Mini Corn Dogs

Three gluten-free battered mini corn dogs comes with your dip of choice. ***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Chicken Wings

Contains gluten. Six homemade seitan wings tossed in sauce of choice and comes with dip of choice

Fried Chickun Combo Box

Get 4 Pieces of Vegan Fried Chickun with side of your choice!

Cheddar Bites

Contains gluten. Pizza bites filled with EVOO, sunflower parmesan and chedda

Feature Soup Bowl 16oz **Tortilla Has Gluten**

Current Feature soup is ***Tortilla * Has Gluten

Feature Soup Cup 8oz **Tortilla GF**

Current Feature soup is Tortilla Has Gluten

Garlic Bread

Golden, crispy bread topped with a rich blend of melted vegan butter and freshly minced garlic, baked to perfection.

Bread Stick

A half portion of sourdough pizza dough stuffed with rich olive oil and savory sunflower seed-based parmesan.

Beet Salad

Beet Salad—a vibrant blend of fresh, roasted beets tossed in a bright red wine vinaigrette and crisp arugula, fresh mint, and basil. Sitting on a bed of rich sour cream, creamy crumbled feta, and a crunchy candied hazelnuts, chili oil drizz.

Chicken Slaw

Contains gluten. Lime vinaigrette, garlic aioli, shredded chicken, shaved cabbage, pickled carrots, crispy onions and micro cilantro

Kale Caesar Salad

Crispy kale, tossed in our famous Caesar dressing, noocho crisps, bacon Parmesan and chickpea parmesan

Kale Caesar Salad Side

Fresh kale tossed in zesty Caesar dressing, topped with crispy tortilla strips, and a savory blend of bacun and chickpea parmesan.

Truffle Parm Fries

Crispy fries tossed in sea salt, truffle oil, sunflower parm, chickpea parm and green onions

Side Fries

Seitans Poutine

Crispy fries tossed in seitan seasoning, mozzarella, gravy, green onions and garlic aioli

Fries Supreme

Crispy fries tossed in seitan seasoning, queso sauce, green onions, diced tomatoes, beef crumble (contains gluten), sour cream and micro cilantro

Cheese Fries

Crispy fries tossed in seitan seasoning, queso sauce and green onions

Animal Fries

Crispy fries tossed in seitan seasoning, queso sauce, green onions, white onions, Mack sautéed onions and Mack sauce

Fried Chickun Combo Box

Get 4 Pieces of Vegan Fried Chickun with side of your choice!

Chicken Wings

Contains gluten. Six homemade seitan wings tossed in sauce of choice and comes with dip of choice

Po Boy Combo

Get a Po Boy and side of choice of side for less and/or upgrade your fries!

Gluten Free Po Boy Combo

Get a fully gluten free version of the following po boys, slight chance of cross contamination. ***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Oyster Po Boy

Contains gluten. Crispy AF local black oyster mushrooms tossed in togarashi seasoning, garlic aioli, hot sauce, iceberg lettuce and pickles

Ginger Beef Po Boy

Crispy ginger beef, sweet ginger glaze, bell peppers, iceberg, and spicy sambal aioli. Finished with green onions, sesame seeds (G) (S)

Banh Mi

Contains gluten. Lime chicken, hoisin sauce, garlic aioli, cucumber, pickled carrots and cilantro

Spicy Korean Po Boy

Contains gluten. Chicken patties tossed in gochjang glaze, kimchi slaw, green onions and cilantro

Philly Cheezesteak

Contains gluten and soy. Seitan steak strips, bell peppers, white onions, gravy, mozzarella and garlic aioli.

Chicken Parmesan Po Boy

Contains gluten. Chicken patties topped with marinara, sunflower parm, mozzarella, ranch and arugula

Big Mack Philly

Contains gluten. Seitan's steak strips w/ gravy, white onions, cheddar, iceberg lettuce, pickles and mac sauce

Gluten Free Oyster Po Boy

Crispy AF local black oyster mushrooms tossed in togarashi seasoning, garlic aioli, hot sauce, iceberg lettuce and pickles

Gluten Free Ginger Beef Po Boy

Crispy ginger beef, sweet ginger glaze, bell peppers, iceberg, and spicy sambal aioli. Finished with green onions, sesame seeds (S)

Gluten Free Banh Mi

Lime chicken, hoisin sauce, garlic aioli, cucumber, pickled carrots and cilantro

Gluten Free Big Mack Philly

Seitan's marinated soy curls w/ gravy, white onions, cheddar, iceberg lettuce, pickles and mac sauce

Gluten Free Philly Cheezesteak

Seitan's marinated soy curls, bell peppers, white onions, gravy, mozzarella and garlic aioli.

Two For $40 Pizza

Get any two Pizzas for $40

Ginger Beef Pizza

Ginger Beef Pizza is back baby! sambal aioli, crispy ginger beef, bell peppers, mozza, ginger sauce drizzle, green onions, sesame seeds!! Get yours tonight #diepieyeg #gingerbeef #pizzafusion #yegpizza

BBQ Chickun Pizza

Ranch sauce, house BBQ sauce, pickled red onions, chedda, bacun parmesan, fresh cilantro

Vegan Meat Lovers

Contains gluten. Tomato sauce, beef crumble, ham, pepperoni, mozzarella, cheddar, bacon and Parmesan

Cheese Pizza

Contains gluten. Tomato sauce, mozzarella, cheddar and EVOO

Margherita (Pizza)

Contains gluten. Tomato sauce, mozzarella, fresh basil and chickpea parmesan

Black Garlic Truffle Pizza

Contains gluten. Black garlic truffle aioli, mozzarella, gorgonzola, arugula, chickpea Parmesan, lemon and truffle EVOO

Mediterranean Pizza

Contains gluten. Tomato sauce, olives, bell peppers, pickled red onions, feta and basil

Pierogi Pizza

Contains gluten. Queso cheese sauce, potatoes, green onions, feta, cashew sour cream and bacon Parmesan

Pickle Pizza

Contains gluten. Ranch, pickle seasoning, pickles, pickled jalapeños, pickled red onions, mozzarella, cheddar and feta

Buffalo Chicken Pizza

Contains gluten. Ranch, buffalo chicken, cashew gorgonzola, arugula and fresh dill

Big Mack Pizza

Contains gluten. Mack sauce, beef crumble, cheddar, white onions, iceberg lettuce and pickles

Hawaiian Pizza

Contains gluten. Tomato sauce, ham, pineapple, mozzarella, cheddar and EVOO

Korean Hawaiian Pizza

Contains gluten. Gochujang aioli, ham, kimchi, pineapple, cheddar, sesame seeds, green onions and cilantro

Pepperoni Pizza

Contains gluten. Tomato sauce, pepperoni, mozzarella and cheddar

Seitans Deluxe Pizza

Contains gluten. Tomato sauce, pepperoni, mushrooms, bell peppers, mozzarella and cheddar

Two For $50 Gluten Friendly Pizza's

***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamination***

Gluten Friendly Ginger Beef Pizza

Ginger Beef Pizza is back baby! sambal aioli, crispy ginger beef, bell peppers, mozza, ginger sauce drizzle, green onions, sesame seeds!! **Gluten Free Crust**

Gluten Friendly Cheeze Pizza

***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Gluten Friendly Margherita Pizza

Gluten Free version of this classic Pizza ***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Gluten Friendly Mediterranean Pizza

***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Gluten Friendly Pierogi Pizza

***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Gluten Friendly Pickle Pizza

***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Gluten Friendly Big Mack Pizza

Just like our classic big mack pizza, we substitute the beef for Marinated soy curls! ***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Gluten Friendly Buffalo Chickun Pizza

***Cannot Guarantee No Cross-Contamnination***

Gluten Free BBQ Chickun Pizza

Ranch sauce, house BBQ sauce, pickled red onions, chedda, bacun parmesan, fresh cilantro

Marinara

Ketchup

Queso

GF Nut Free

Sambal Aioli

Spicy, sweet and tangy dip

Garlic Aioli

GF Nut Free

Mack Sauce

Gravy

GF Nut Free

Huney Mustard

GF Nut Free

Ranch

Contains Cashews

BBQ Sauce

Franks Hot Sauce

GF Nut Free

Caesar Dressing Retail 8.5oz

Retail jar for using at home!

Hollandaise Sauce Retail 8.5 oz GF

Enjoy our house made vegan and GF Hollandaise. Featuring a base of chickpea protein and nutritional yeast, this vegan spin on the classic sauce will make you forget it ever had eggs. Serving instructions per jar: add 1/4 cup warm water and reheat on low. **do not overheart to avoid splitting**

Raspberry Lemonade Remedy Organic Kombucha

Wild Berry Remedy Organic Kombucha

Mango Passion Remedy Organic Kombucha

Quench Hop Water - Sparkling Water

Grape ZEVIA

Zevia Orange Creamsicle

0 sugar, Stevia sweetened beverage

Craft Root Beer

Bottled Caffeine Free Root Beer *** brand may vary from picture*

Ginger Ale ZEVIA

Cream Soda ZEVIA

Vanilla Cola ZEVIA

Root Beer ZEVIA

Jarritos Mexican Cola

Jarritos Guava

Jarritos Lime

Jarritos Mandarin

Jarritos Pineapple

Grapefruit Jarritos

Non-Alcoholic Corona

0.0%

Molson Exel Lager NA Beer

Molsons 0.5% alcohol Lager

Cola ZEVIA

Man Crush: Mandarin Ale By Sea Change Brewing Co.

Death Wave: Light Lager By Sea Change Brewing Co.

The Wolf: Hazy Pale Ale By Sea Change Brewing Co.

LoneTree Apple Ginger Cider

Cabin Super Saturation 355ml Can

Pilsner Can

DinoSour Blackberry

DinoSour Raspberry Lime

DinoSour Stone Fruit

Shots For The Staff!!!

Treat our hardworking Seitanic staff to a mid shift * pick me up* to show your appreciation. Limit 6 shots* per order

Non-Alcoholic Corona

0.0%

Molson Exel Lager NA Beer

Molsons 0.5% alcohol Lager

Prairie Fairy: Blackberry Wheat Ale By Sea Change Brewing Co.

DinoSour Blueberry Pomegranate

Belleruche Rose Cote-Du-Rhone

" This wine is fresh, delicate and fruity on entry and underpinned by a lovely freshness that prolongs the drinking enjoyment." "Belleruche translates to 'Beautiful Beehive' in French, a name which takes inspiration from the bees and hives that thrive in the sustainable vineyards of M.Chapoutier."

Parés Baltà Organic Sparkling Cava Brut

"Aroma of medium intensity, fresh and lively on the palate, where fruity notes dominate. Light and smooth, with a pleasant finish." "Pares Balta cultivates its parcels organically and biodynamically with the greatest respect for nature and produced according to the traditional method."

Duche Longueville Sparkling White Grape Juice

100% pure sparkling white grape juice, offering a clean, crisp taste.

Cono Sur Organic Cabernet Sauvignon Bottle

Gorgonzola Retail 6oz

Cultured cashew cheese, similar to a blue cheese style. Not a funky though 🤣

Dill Chèvre Retail 6oz

Cultured cashew cheese, with fresh dill.

Caesar Dressing Retail 8.5oz

Retail jar for using at home!

Truffle Chèvre Retail 6oz

Cultures cashew cheese infused with black truffle oil

Hollandaise Sauce Retail 8.5 oz GF

Enjoy our house made vegan and GF Hollandaise. Featuring a base of chickpea protein and nutritional yeast, this vegan spin on the classic sauce will make you forget it ever had eggs. Serving instructions per jar: add 1/4 cup warm water and reheat on low. **do not overheart to avoid splitting**

Medium Coffee\Tea

Large Coffee\Tea

Two For $50 THICC Crust Pizza

Enjoy two thick crust pizzas for $50, featuring a perfectly baked golden crust that is both crispy and chewy. Choose from a variety of fresh toppings just the way you like it.

THICC Thanksgiving FeastZA

tender turkee seitan, savory chunks of stuffing, a layer of fresh shaved Brussels sprouts, and then topped it all off with two game-changers: a rich gravy aioli and our jewel-toned house-made cranberry compote.

THICC Ginger Beef Pizza

Sambal aioli, ginger beef, bell peppers, mozza, sweet ginger sauce, green onions, sesame seeds

THICC Big Mack Pizza

Generous strips of juicy burger, topped with a tangy special sauce, zesty pickles, finely minced onions, and crisp iceberg lettuce, all layered on a thick, hearty pizza crust.

THICC Black Garlic Truffle Pizza

Featuring a rich black garlic truffle aioli base, topped with melted mozza and gorgonzola, and garnished with fresh arugula. Finished with sunflower parm, chickpea parmesan, a hint of lemon, and a drizzle of truffle olive oil.

THICC Buffalo Chickun Pizza

Savory Buffalo chickun topped with creamy ranch, cashew-based gorgonzola, and peppery arugula, finished with a sprinkle of fresh dill on a perfectly baked thicc crust.

Thicc Cheeze Pizza

A thick, golden crust topped with a blend of mozzarella and cheddar cheeses, layered over a savory tomato sauce, and finished with a drizzle of rich olive oil.

THICC Deluxe Pizza

A rich cheese blend, accompanied by spicy pepperoni, thickly sliced mushrooms, and vibrant bell peppers, all atop a thick, golden crust.

THICC Grandma Pizza

A thick, fluffy crust topped with a hearty tomato sauce, layered generously with loads of cheese and chickpea parmesan, just like grandma from Chicago used to make, with the cheese perfectly nestled under the sauce.

THICC Hawaiian Pizza

A thicc crust topped with fresh pineapple, savory ham, gooey mozzarella, sharp cheddar, and zesty tomato sauce.

THICC Korean Hawaiian Pizza

A unique fusion pizza featuring a zesty Gochujang Aioli base, topped with juicy fresh pineapple, savory Ham Seitan, house-made kimchi, sharp cheddar, fresh cilantro, toasted sesame seeds, and a sprinkle of green onions.

THICC Mediterranean Pizza

This thick-crust pizza showcases Mediterranean flavors with kalamata olives, vibrant bell peppers, tangy pickled red onions, and creamy feta, all topped with fresh basil.

THICC Pepperoni Pizza

Loaded with zesty pepperoni and a blend of vegan mozzarella and sharp cheddar cheeses, this pizza features a crispy, golden-brown crust that delivers a satisfying crunch in every bite.

THICC Pickle Pizza

A crispy thick crust topped with a creamy ranch sauce, house-made pickles, pickled jalapeños, pickled red onions, a tangy pickle seasoning, a rich cheese blend, and crumbled feta.

THICC Pierogi Pizza

This unique pizza features cheese sauce, shaved potato, and a blend of bacun parmesan and feta cheese, all drizzled with rich cashew sour cream.

THICC Vegan Meat Lovers Pizza

This hearty vegan pizza features a variety of seasoned seitan meats, including pepperoni, ham, steak slices, all atop a rich tomato sauce and finished with a sprinkle of bacun parmesan.

THICC BBQ Chickun Pizza

Ranch sauce, house BBQ sauce, pickled red onions, chedda, bacun parmesan, fresh cilantro