Humpty's Family Restaurant

10233 Elbow Dr SW, Calgary, AB T2W 1E8, Canada

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Place Settings

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Omelettes

Served with Western toast and your choice of one of the following: potato fritters, savoury diced hash browns, perogies, fruit, or tomato slices.

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    Farmer's Omelette

    Four fresh grade A eggs gilled with ham, mushrooms, tomatoes, peppers, onion, and two cheeses topped with a strip of bacon.

    $18.00

  • Veggie Omelette

    Four fresh grade A eggs filled with mushrooms, peppers, tomatoes & onions.

    $17.00

  • Cheese Omelette

    Four fresh grade A eggs filled with Canadian Cheddar & Mozzarella.

    $15.00

Benedicts

Poached eggs topped with Humpty's rich and creamy Hollandaise on a grilled English muffin. Served with your choice of one of the following: potato fritters, savory diced hash browns, perogies, fruit, or tomato slices.

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    Traditional Benedict

    Premium glazed ham topped with poached eggs and Humpty's rich and creamy Hollandaise on a grilled English muffin.

    $16.75

  • Blackstone Benedict

    Bacon and tomato topped with poached eggs and Humpty's rich and creamy Hollandaise on a grilled English muffin.

    $16.75

  • Veggie Benedict

    Tomato and guacamole topped with poached eggs and Humpty's rich and creamy Hollandaise on a grilled English muffin.

    $16.75

Pan-Scramblers

Humpty's is home of the original Pan-Scrambler. A spicy cheese sauce tops one of Humpty's tasty combinations served on a bed of savory diced hash browns and scrambled eggs. All Pan-Scramblers are served with Western toast.

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    Meatlovers Pan-Scrambler (Full Size)

    Bacon, ground beef, and premium glazed ham.

    $17.75

  • Canadian Pan-Scrambler (Full Size)

    Bacon, mushrooms, and tomato.

    $17.75

  • Canadian Pan-Scrambler (One Size Smaller)

    Bacon, mushrooms, and tomato.

    $15.50

  • Meatlovers Pan-Scrambler (One Size Smaller)

    Bacon, ground beef, and premium glazed ham.

    $15.50

  • Veggie Pan-Scrambler (Full Size)

    Mushrooms, green pepper, tomato, and red onion.

    $17.75

  • Veggie Pan-Scrambler (One Size Smaller)

    Mushrooms, green pepper, tomato, and red onion.

    $15.50

  • Western Pan-Scrambler (Full Size)

    Premium glazed ham, mushrooms, green onion, and green pepper.

    $17.75

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  • Western Pan-Scrambler (One Size Smaller)

    Premium glazed ham, mushrooms, green onion, and green pepper.

    $15.50

Original Favourites

Original Favourites are served with Western toast and your choice of: potato fritters, savory diced hashbrowns, fruit, or tomato slices.

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    Famous Cowboy Breakfast

    Two of each, eggs, bacon, RWA Humpty bangers (raised without antibiotics), and premium glazed ham. At this special pricing, meat substitutions are...

    $17.59

  • Premium Ham and Eggs

    Premium glazed ham roasted in house and two eggs.

    $14.50

  • Bangers and Eggs

    Two Humpty bangers and two eggs.

    $14.50

  • Bacon and Eggs

    Four strips of bacon and two eggs.

    $14.50

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  • Steak and Eggs

    A ten or six-ounce charbroiled AAA top sirloin steak and two eggs.

    $23.75

  • Two Eggs and Toast

    Two eggs served with Western toast.

    $9.25

  • Eggs Quesadilla

    Bacon, cheddar, green pepper, and scrambled eggs layered between two flour tortillas grilled to perfection. Served with salsa and sour cream.

    $16.75

Wonderful Waffles

Fluffy and golden brown waffles!

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    Fruit Waffle

    A Belgian waffle topped with creamy melt-in-your-mouth filling and your choice of strawberries or mixed berries.

    $14.50

  • Belgian Waffle

    A crispy and light classic served with butter and syrup.

    $11.75

Pancakes and...

Buttermilk pancakes and French toast served with butter and syrup.

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    Signature Banana Bread French Toast

    Three thick slices drizzled with cream cheese icing and topped with banana slices.

    $16.25

  • Buttermilk Pancakes (A Stack of Three)

    A stack of three light fluffy buttermilk pancakes.

    $11.50

  • Buttermilk Pancakes With Fruit (A Stack of Three)

    Three buttermilk pancakes topped with creamy melt-in-your-mouth filling and your choice of strawberries or mixed berry topping.

    $14.75

  • Apple Crumble Crunch

    Three buttermilk pancakes topped with their creamy melt-in-your mouth filling, saucy apples, cinnamon brown sugar and oatmeal crumble.

    $14.75

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  • French Toast (A Stack of Three)

    A stack of three delicious, thick slices of French toast.

    $12.50

  • French Toast With Fruit

    Three slices of French toast made with your choice of bread. Topped with strawberry or mixed berry topping.

    $14.75

Sandwiches

Served with your choice of one of the following: fries, curly fries, Caesar, or garden salad.

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    Corned Beef Melt

    Deli corned beef brisket, Swiss slices, tomato, and mustard on grilled Western flax bread.

    $17.00

  • Chicken Caesar Wrap

    Crispy chicken, processed cheddar slices, lettuce, tomato, and Caesar dressing wrapped in a whole wheat tortilla.

    $16.50

  • Beef Dip Deluxe

    Thinly sliced roast beef piled high on a grilled garlic ciabatta bun and topped with a mound of crispy onion tanglers and melted Swiss. Served with...

    $17.50

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  • Classic Beef Dip

    Thinly sliced roast beef piled high on a grilled garlic ciabatta bun. Served with au jus for dipping and your choice of side.

    $16.25

  • Extreme Grilled Cheese

    A Parmesan crusted triple sandwich flavored with garlic. Filled with melted cheddar, mozza, processed cheddar and Swiss on Western toast.

    $16.25

  • Steak Sandwich

    A six-ounce charbroiled Canadian AAA top sirloin steak served on a slice of garlic toast with your choice of side.

    $20.25

  • Humpty Cristo Sandwich

    A "triple deck" sandwich layered with mozza, turkey, and premium glazed ham on bread dipped in egg then grilled to perfection. Served with your...

    $16.50

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  • Clubhouse Sandwich

    A "triple deck" sandwich with lettuce, tomato, bacon, and turkey on Western toast with salad dressing. Served with your choice of side.

    $16.50

  • Toasted BLT Sandwich

    Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and salad dressing on Western toast. Served with your choice of side.

    $14.25

Gourmet Beef Burgers

Humpty's serves a six-ounce premium charbroiled one hundred per cent Canadian beef patty. Mustard and relish are available on request.

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    Tangler Burger

    Humpty's six-ounce Canadian beef patty topped with BBQ sauce, a processed cheddar slice and crispy onion tanglers.

    $17.25

  • Classic Burger

    Humpty's six-ounce Canadian beef patty topped with cheddar, bacon, and sautéed mushrooms.

    $17.25

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  • M And M (Mushroom and Mozzarella) Burger

    Six-ounce premium charbroiled 100% beef patty topped with sautéed mushrooms and Mozzarella.

    $17.25

Chicken & Veggie Burgers

Served with your choice of one of the following: fries, spicy fries, garden salad, or Caesar.

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    Swiss Bacon Ranch Burger

    Charbroiled chicken breast with a Swiss slice, bacon, and ranch dressing.

    $17.25

  • Vegetarian Burger

    A unique meatless veggie patty topped with cheddar and sautéed mushrooms with salad dressing.

    $17.25

Salads

All of Humpty's delicious meal size salads are served with a slice of garlic toast.

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    Chef's Deluxe Salad

    A garden salad topped with mushrooms, green pepper, Swiss, cheddar, bacon, grilled pulled chicken, premium glazed ham, and hard-boiled egg with your...

    $16.00

  • Caesar Salad

    Crisp romaine, bacon, croutons, and Parmesan tossed with creamy Caesar dressing.

    $11.75

  • Garden Salad

    A blend of crisp iceberg and romaine lettuce, spinach, carrot, tomato, and celery topped with red onion and cucumber with your choice of dressing.

    $11.75

Starters

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    Sampler

    The perfect starter and big enough to share. Chicken wings tossed in your favorite sauce: honey garlic, hot, BBQ, Tex Mex Dry Rub or Salt & Pepper..

    $21.00

  • Mozza Stix

    Crispy battered mozzarella cheese stix. Served with marinara sauce.

    $12.00

  • Wings

    A classic starter, enjoy a pound of their crispy fried chicken wings generously tossed in your choice of honey garlic, hot, BBQ, Tex Mex Dry Rub or...

    $14.50

  • Quesadilla

    Two soft tortillas layered with grilled chicken breast or Tex Mex ground beef with tomato, green pepper, and a blend of melted Mozza and Cheddar...

    $14.75

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  • Potato Rounds

    Baked potato slices fried to golden brown topped with cheddar, mozza, Parmesan, bacon, and green onion. Served with salsa and sour cream.

    $12.75

  • Nachos

    Crispy tortilla chips layered with Tex Mex ground beef or grilled chicken breast with green pepper, tomato, spicy jalapeno peppers, green onion, and...

    $16.25

All-Time Favourites

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    Chicken Fingers

    Strips of lightly breaded chicken breast served with plum or honey mustard dipping sauce and your choice of side.

    $16.50

  • Crispy Chicken Parmesan

    A crunchy battered and breaded chicken breast grilled to perfection, topped with zesty marinara sauce, mozza, and Parmesan. Served with creamy...

    $18.00

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  • Upside-Down Shepherd's Pie

    A twist on comfort food. Grilled mashed potato topped with seasoned ground beef, corn, red onion, and Humpty's special blend of gravy and cheddar.

    $17.50

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  • Fish and Chips

    Three pieces of lightly battered cod fillets served with coleslaw, tarter sauce, lemon and your choice of side.

    $17.75

Main Attractions

Entrées are served with a slice of garlic toast and your choice of two of the following: Humpty-style garlic seasoned potatoes, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, Montego vegetable mix, coleslaw, or tomato slices.

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    Chicken Louie

    Charbroiled chicken breasts brushed with barbeque sauce and topped with bacon, green onion, tomato, and cheddar.

    $18.50

  • Beef Liver

    Humpty's tender lightly breaded beef liver topped with bacon, grilled red onion, and gravy is a homestyle favorite.

    $17.50

  • Hunter Veal

    A generous portion of lightly breaded veal cutlets topped with sautéed mushrooms, green onion and gravy.

    $18.00

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  • Salisbury Steak

    Charbroiled six-ounce premium one hundred per cent Canadian beef patties with sautéed mushrooms, grilled red onion, and gravy.

    $18.50

  • Sirloin Steak

    A mouthwatering hearty ten-ounce or six-ounce AAA Canadian top sirloin steak charbroiled to order.

    $23.75

  • Turkey Dinner

    Slow-roasted turkey breast with savory stuffing topped with gravy. Served with cranberry sauce.

    $18.50

Sides

Add something a little extra to make your meal complete!

  • Mac and Cheese

    Two scoops of Humpty's creamy classic.

    $5.50

  • Western Toast

    Two thick slices of toast.

    $3.40

  • Bangers (2 pcs)

    Two of Humpty's new RWA Humpty bangers (raised without antibiotics).

    $5.25

  • Bacon (4 pcs)

    Four strips of crispy bacon.

    $5.00

  • Premium Glazed Ham (4 oz)

    Sliced premium ham roasted in house and glazed with Oktoberfest honey mustard.

    $5.25

  • Perogies and Sour Cream

    Grilled cheddar and potato perogies with grilled red onion, served with sour cream.

    $6.00

  • Potato Fritters

    Crispy deep-fried potato bites.

    $4.60

  • Savoury Diced Hash Browns

    Seasoned hash browns.

    $4.60

  • Fries

    Straight cut, skin-on fries.

    $4.60

  • Curly Fries

    Curly, skin-on fries.

    $4.60

  • Onion Rings (10 pcs)

    Ten large crispy breaded onion rings.

    $8.99

  • Gravy

    Humpty's special house-made blend.

    $2.30

  • Extra Dip/Dressing

    $0.90

  • Spicy Cheese Sauce

    Creamy cheese sauce with a spicy kick.

    $2.35

  • Guacamole

    Avocado lightly seasoned with garlic, cilantro, and a hint of jalapeno pepper.

    $3.10

  • Sautéed Garlic Mushrooms

    Sliced mushrooms sautéed with garlic seasoning.

    $2.40

  • Fruit Bowl

    Fresh cut fruit salad.

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  • Signature Banana Bread

    A slice of home-baked goodness.

    $3.25

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    Kids' Mini Cakes

    Five mini cakes topped with your choice of strawberries or mixed berries and whipped topping.

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  • Kids' Fluffy Two Egg Omelette

    Your choice of one filling: cheddar, bacon, or premium glazed ham. Served with toast and your choice of fritters, savoury diced hash browns, fruit,

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  • Kids' Junior Delight

    Two mini cakes and one egg with bacon.

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  • Kids' Golden Egg Platter

    One egg with bacon, served with toast and your choice of fritters, savory diced hash browns, fruit, or applesauce.

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  • Kids' M&M Pancake

    One large happy pancake with M&M's and whipped topping.

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  • Kids' Mother Goose Toast

    One slice of French toast and your choice of meat.

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  • Kids' Fruitfully French or Fruit Cake

    One slice of French toast or one large pancake topped with creamy filling and your choice of strawberries or mixed berries.

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  • Kids' Wonderland Waffle

    A super thick half waffle and your choice of meat.

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  • Kids' Chicken Fingers

    Two chicken fingers with plum or honey mustard sauce for dipping. Served with your choice of fresh veggies, Caesar, garden salad, fries, or spicy...

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  • Kids' Grilled Cheese

    A favourite made with processed cheddar slices. Served with your choice of veggies, Caesar, garden salad, fries, or spicy fries.

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  • Kids' Battered Cod

    One piece served with tartar sauce and your choice of fresh veggies, Caesar, garden salad, fries, or spicy fries.

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  • Kids' Cheeseburger

    Served plain with a slice of processed cheddar. Served with your choice of fresh veggies, Caesar, garden salad, fries, or spicy fries.

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  • Kids' Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap

    With lettuce and cheddar, served with your choice of fresh veggies, Caesar, garden salad, fries, or spicy fries.

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  • Kids' Humptysghetti

    Noodles topped with meatballs and your choice of tomato or Alfredo sauce sprinkled with Parmesan and served with a slice of garlic toast.

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  • Kid's Mac and Cheese

    Macaroni tossed in a creamy cheddar cheese sauce. Served with a slice of garlic toast.

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  • Kids' BBQ Chicken Dinner

    Yummy chicken breast glazed with barbeque sauce. Served with garlic toast and your choice of two sides: Caesar salad, corn, fries, or mashed potato...

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  • Kids' Shelley Temple

    Orange juice, sprite, and strawberry syrup.

    $3.69

  • Kids' Strawberry Lemonade

    Sweet tangy lemonade with a twist of strawberry syrup.

    $3.69

  • Kids' Raspberry Lemonade

    Sweet tangy lemonade with a twist of raspberry syrup.

    $3.69

Desserts

  • Mixed Berry Cream Cheese Banana Bread

    Homestyle banana bread with cream cheese and mixed berries.

    $6.75

  • Cheesecake

    Three scoops of creamy cheesecake filling topped with your choice of fruit topping and graham crumb mix.

    $7.25

  • Lemon Meringue Pie

    Tart, creamy sweet lemon topped with mounds of fluffy meringue.

    $6.25

Drinks

Choose from a selection of beverages.

  • Coffee (16 oz)

    One hundred percent Colombian dark roast.

    $3.25

  • Tea (16 oz)

    $3.25

  • Flavoured Tea (16 oz)

    Served in Green Tea, Chai, Earl Grey, Chamomile, Peppermint, Cranberry Pomegranate, Apple Cinnamon, and Lemon flavors.

    $3.50

  • Hot Chocolate (16 oz)

    A smooth and creamy blend topped with whipped topping and chocolate drizzle.

    $3.50

  • Milk

    Choose from white or chocolate.

    $4.00

  • Juice

    Choose from apple, orange, tomato, cranberry cocktail, or ruby red grapefruit.

    $4.10

  • Coca-Cola Fountain Beverages (20 oz)

    $3.75

  • Iced Tea or Lemonade (20 oz)

    Nestea iced tea or Minute Maid lemonade.

    $4.00

  • Flavoured Iced Tea (20 oz)

    Nestea Iced Tea with lemonade or raspberry flavour syrup.

    $4.25

  • Dasani Bottled Water (591 ml)

    A refreshing bottle of water.

    $3.25