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Fat Alberts Special
One Large Sub, One Drink + Fries
Your choice of large hot sub, drink, and fries
$25.00
Appetizers
Chicken Wings
This item is served with choice of dipping sauce.
$16.99
Chicken Fingers
Choice of one dipping sauce and served with fries.
$13.99
Whole Pickle (2 Pcs)
$2.99
Fries
$5.99
Onion Rings
$7.99
The Classic Poutine
A mound of golden fries, cheese curds, and the perfect gravy.
$11.99
Montreal Smoked Meat Poutine
The classic is topped with thinly sliced Montreal Smoked meat.
$16.99
Maple Bacon Poutine
The classic topped with Canadian bacon caramelized with maple syrup.
$16.99
Pizza Medallions (12 Pcs)
A plate of mini pizzas with pepperoni, cheese and our very own seasoned pizza sauce.
$12.99
Mozzarella Sticks (10 Pcs)
Served with our in house marinara sauce.
$14.99
Meatballs Au Gratin
Meatballs smothered in sauce and cheese served with garlic toast.
$15.99
Nachos
Cheese and salsa with sour cream.
$10.99
Fish N Chips
Two pieces of lightly breaded cod cooked to perfection, served with fries.
$16.99
Super Nachos
Seasoned chicken or beef, green onions, diced tomatoes, hot peppers, salsa, and Monterey Jack cheese, served with sour cream.
$16.99
Veggie Basket
Nutritious nibbles of crunchy carrots, celery, cucumber, green and red peppers served fresh with dressing of your choice of dipping sauce.
$9.99
Salads
Greek Salad
Tomatoes, onions, black olives, cucumbers, feta cheese, green and red peppers, lettuce, and oregano with just the right dressing.
$10.99
Tuna Salad
Chunks of premium light tuna delightfully spread across Fat Alberts' fresh garden salad.
$10.99
Garden Salad
Mixed garden vegetables with your choice of dressing.
$8.99

Caesar Salad
Romaine lettuce, croutons, parmesan cheese, bacon bits, and Renee's caesar dressing.
$9.99
Hot Subs 6"
Available in Wraps also.
Steak and Ham Sub 6"
Tender steak, mushrooms, pickles, cheese, and garnishes.
$8.99
Steak Substantial Sub 6"
Tender steak, cheese, and garnishes.
$7.99
Magnificent Meatball Sub 6"
Italian meatballs, smothered with sauce and cheese, and secret spices.
$8.99
Passionate Pepperoni Sub 6"
0.000125 Tons of spicy pepperoni, cheese, and garnishes.
$8.99
Steak and Turkey Sub 6"
Tender steak, white turkey meat, cheese, and garnishes.
$8.49
Club Sub 6"
Juicy strips of bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and secret spices.
$7.99
Veggies and Cheese Sub 6"
Cheese baked with peppers, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, mushrooms, and secret spices.
$6.99
Pizza Sub 6"
Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, pizza sauce, and pizza cheese.
$8.99
BLT Sub 6"
Juicy strips of bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and secret spices toasted to perfection.
$8.99
SSPP Sub 6"
Steak substantial and passionate pepperoni steak, pepperoni, cheese, and garnishes.
$8.99
Smoked Meat Sub 6"
Montreal smoked meat with mustard.
$7.99
Chicken Breast Sub 6"
Sliced seasoned chicken breast, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, mayo, and secret spices.
$7.99
Chicken Cordon Blue Sub 6"
Sliced seasoned chicken breast, melted cheese, mild capocollo ham, mayo, garnishes, and dijon mustard.
$8.99
Tuna Melt Sub 6"
Ocean fresh tuna salad, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, secret spices, and melted cheese.
$6.99
Hot Subs 12"
Available in wraps also.
Steak and Ham Sub 12"
Tender steak, mushrooms, pickles, cheese, and garnishes.
$15.99
Steak Substantial Sub 12"
Tender steak, cheese, and garnishes.
$14.99
Magnificent Meatball Sub 12"
Italian meatballs, smothered with sauce and cheese, and secret spices.
$14.99
Passionate Pepperoni Sub 12"
0.000125 Tons of spicy pepperoni, cheese, and garnishes.
$15.99
Steak and Turkey Sub 12"
Tender steak, white turkey meat, cheese, and garnishes.
$15.99
Club Sub 12"
Juicy strips of bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and secret spices.
$14.99
Veggies and Cheese Sub 12"
Cheese baked with peppers, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, mushrooms, and secret spices.
$10.99
Pizza Sub 12"
Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, pizza sauce, and pizza cheese.
$15.99
BLT Sub 12"
Juicy strips of bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and secret spices toasted to perfection.
$15.99
SSPP Sub 12"
Steak substantial and passionate pepperoni steak, pepperoni, cheese, and garnishes.
$15.99
Smoked Meat Sub 12"
Montreal smoked meat with mustard.
$14.99
Chicken Breast Sub 12"
Sliced seasoned chicken breast, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, mayo, and secret spices.
$14.99
Chicken Cordon Blue Sub 12"
Sliced seasoned chicken breast, melted cheese, mild capocollo ham, mayo, garnishes, and dijon mustard.
$15.99
Tuna Melt Sub 12"
Ocean fresh tuna salad, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, secret spices, and melted cheese.
$11.99
Cold Subs 6"
Available in wraps also.
Int'l Hero Sub 6"
Mild Capocollo ham, smoked meat, all beef salami, cheese, and garnishes.
$6.99
Fab Hour Sub 6"
Mild Capocollo ham, smoked meat, all beef salami, white turkey, mayo, and garnishes.
$7.99
Ralph's Creation Sub 6"
Generous slices of tender white turkey meat, cheese, mayo, and garnishes
$7.99
Great Gobbler Sub 6"
Generous slices of tender white turkey meat, cheese, mayo, and garnishes.
$7.99
Extravagant Exclusive Sub 6"
The ultimate in submarine eating! Turkey, mortadella, genoa salami, beef salami, smoked meat, sweet and hot ham. accompanied by mail, cheese, and garnishes.
$9.99
Italian Ham and Cheese Sub 6"
Hot or mild Capocollo ham teamed up with cheese, and garnishes.
$6.99
Mermaids Delight Sub 6"
Ocean fresh tuna salad with mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, and secret spices.
$6.99
Cold Subs 12"
Available in wraps also.
Int'l Hero Sub 12"
Mild Capocollo ham, smoked meat, all beef salami, cheese, and garnishes.
$12.99
Fab Hour Sub 12"
Mild Capocollo ham, smoked meat, all beef salami, white turkey, mayo, and garnishes.
$14.99
Ralph's Creation Sub 12"
Generous slices of tender white turkey meat, cheese, mayo, and garnishes
$14.99
Great Gobbler Sub 12"
Generous slices of tender white turkey meat, cheese, mayo, and garnishes.
$14.99
Extravagant Exclusive Sub 12"
The ultimate in submarine eating! Turkey, mortadella, genoa salami, beef salami, smoked meat, sweet and hot ham. accompanied by mail, cheese, and garnishes.
$16.99
Italian Ham and Cheese Sub 12"
Hot or mild Capocollo ham teamed up with cheese, and garnishes.
$11.99
Mermaids Delight Sub 12"
Ocean fresh tuna salad with mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, and secret spices.
$11.99
Small Pizzas
10" Small Plain Cheese Pizza
Ottawa most popular pizza! Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, olives, and tomatoes.
$10.99
10" Small Pepperoni Pizza
Fat Alberts' signature pizza sauce topped with pepperoni, and mozzarella cheese.
$11.99
10" Small Hight Roller Pizza
Ottawa most popular pizza! Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, olives, and tomatoes.
$15.99
10" Small Trad Combo Pizza
Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, and cheese.
$14.99
10" small The Big Ten Pizza
Bacon, genoa salami, ham, pepperoni, beef salami, mushrooms, green peppers, olives, onions, tomatoes, and cheese.
$17.99
10" Small Double Cheese Combo Pizza
Pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers with double cheese.
$16.99
10" Small Meatballs Pizza
Italian meatballs, sauce , and cheese.
$13.99
10" Small Veggie Pizza
Five delicious veggies! Mushrooms, green peppers, olives, onions, and tomatoes.
$14.99
10" Small Hawaiian Pizza
Aloha! Double ham with double pineapple. You know it belongs to pizza.
$14.99
10" Small Mighty Meaty Roller Pizza
Pepperoni, bacon and Italian sausage. It is GRRRRREAT!!
$15.99
Medium Pizzas
12" Medium Plain Cheese Pizza
Ottawa most popular pizza! Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, olives and tomatoes.
$13.99
12" Medium Pepperoni Pizza
Fat Alberts' signature pizza sauce topped with pepperoni, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.99
12" Medium Hight Roller Pizza
Ottawa most popular pizza! Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, olives, and tomatoes.
$18.99
12" Medium Trad Combo Pizza
Pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers.
$17.99
12" Medium The Big Ten Pizza
Bacon, genoa salami, ham, pepperoni, beef salami, mushrooms, green peppers, olives, onions, and tomatoes.
$20.99
12" Medium Double Cheese Combo Pizza
Pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers with double cheese.
$20.99
12" Medium Meatballs Pizza
Italian meatballs, sauce, and cheese.
$16.99
12" Medium Veggie Pizza
Five delicious veggies! Mushrooms, green peppers, olives, onions, and tomatoes.
$17.99
12" Medium Hawaiian Pizza
Aloha! Double ham with double pineapple. You know it belongs to pizza.
$17.99
12" Medium Mighty Meaty Roller Pizza
Pepperoni, bacon and Italian sausage. It is GRRRRREAT!!
$19.99
Large Pizzas
15" Large Plain Cheese Pizza
Ottawa most popular pizza! Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, olives and tomatoes.
$17.99
15" Large Pepperoni Pizza
Fat Alberts' signature pizza sauce topped with pepperoni, and mozzarella cheese.
$20.99
15" Large Hight Roller Pizza
Ottawa most popular pizza! Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, olives, and tomatoes.
$23.99
15" Large Trad Combo Pizza
Pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers.
$22.99
15" Large The Big Ten Pizza
Bacon, genoa salami, ham, pepperoni, beef salami, mushrooms, green peppers, olives, onions, and tomatoes.
$25.99
15" Large Double Cheese Combo Pizza
Pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers with double cheese.
$26.99
15" Large Meatballs Pizza
Italian meatballs, sauce, and cheese.
$20.99
15" Large Veggie Pizza
Five delicious veggies! Mushrooms, green peppers, olives, onions, and tomatoes.
$22.99
15" Large Hawaiian Pizza
Aloha! Double ham with double pineapple. You know it belongs to pizza.
$22.99
15" Large Mighty Meaty Roller Pizza
Pepperoni, bacon and Italian sausage. It is GRRRRREAT!!
$25.99
Platters
Fries and Rings Platter
Combination of fries and onion rings.
$11.99
Smoked Meat Platter
Served on rye bread with a pickle slice, coleslaw and fries.
$16.99
Side Sauce
Sour Cream Sauce
$1.99
Honey Garlic Sauce
$1.99
Honey Mustard Sauce
$1.99
Plum Sauce
$1.99
Sweet Chilli Thai Sauce
$1.99
Chipotle Sauce
$1.99
Suicide Sauce
$1.99
Mild Sauce
$1.99
Medium Sauce
$1.99
BBQ Sauce
$1.99
Hot Sauce
$1.99
Beverages
Pop Can
$2.99
Fountain Pop
Free refill available.