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Fat Albert's
245 Laurier Avenue West

Fat Albert's

7.5
245 Laurier Avenue West

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Appetizers

Smaller dishes to ignite the appetite before your main meal.

Chicken Wings

Boneless, breaded, or classic, with your choice of dipping sauce.

$12.95

Chicken Tenders

Battered, oven-baked chicken, served with fries and your choice of sauce.

$9.85

Fries

Oven-baked, crispy golden brown fries.

$3.85

Onion Rings

Oven-baked and served with ranch dressing.

$4.95

Fries & Rings Combo

A combination of oven-baked fries and onion rings, served with ranch dressing.

$8.25

Garlic Bread

$4.35

Chili and Chips

A hearty bowl of chili with nacho chips.

$7.65

Pizza Medallions

A plate of mini pizzas with pepperoni, cheese, and Fat Albert's very own seasoned pizza sauce.

$7.65

Meatball au Gratin

$8.99

Bruschetta

$7.65

Veggie Basket

Nutritious nibbles of crunchy carrots, celery, cucumber, green, and red peppers, served with fresh dressing of your choice. California dressing is Fat Albert's recommended dressing.

$6.55

Soup and Salads

Fresh and light dishes to accompany your meal.

French Onion Soup

$6.35

Garden Salad

Mixed garden vegetables with your choice of dressing.

$4.95

Caesar Salad

Homemade salad, made with romaine lettuce, croutons, Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, and Renée's Creamy Caesar dressing.

$5.45

Chicken Caesar

House-made Caesar salad, made of slices of seasoned chicken breast, Romaine lettuce, croutons, Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, and Renée's Creamy Caesar salad dressing.

$7.65

Julienne Salad

The salad includes bits of turkey, savoury ham, cheese, fresh carrots, crispy red cabbage, Romaine, radishes, rich tomatoes, cucumbers, and lettuce.

$7.65

Taco Salad

Meal-sized salad, which includes Romaine lettuce, chili, nacho chips, tomatoes, onions, and grated cheese.

$11.99

Greek Salad

Classic Greek salad, made of fresh, juicy tomatoes, onions, black olives, cucumbers, tangy feta cheese, green peppers, lettuce, red peppers, and oregano.

$7.65

Tuna Salad

Chunks of premium light tuna delightfully spread across fresh garden salad.

$7.65

Nachos

Ralph's Super Chicken Nachos

$15.35

Ralph's Super Beef Nachos

$14.25

Regular Nachos

$11.95

Chile Nachos

$15.35

Vegetarian Nachos

$14.25

Poutines

The Classic

$8.75

Montreal Smoked Meat Poutine

$14.29

The Greek

$10.99

Chilli Cheese

$14.29

Maple Bacon

$13.19

Ribs, Pasta, and Fish

Half Rack of Ribs and Fries

$21.95

Half Rack of Ribs, Fries, and 1/2 lb of Wings

$28.55

Rack of Rib and Fries

$30.75

Rack of Rib, Fries, and 1/2 of Wings

$38.45

Ribs

$19.75

Spaghetti

$7.69

Lasagna

$11.99

Fish and Chips

$13.15

Pizzas - 7" V.I.P.

7" V.I.P. Plain Pizza

A layer of melted cheese spread over marinara-based pizza crust and baked till perfection.

$5.85

7" V.I.P. High Roller Pizza

Ottawa's most popular pizza! Includes delicious pepperoni, sliced mushrooms, green peppers, olives, and juicy tomatoes.

$8.65

7" V.I.P. Traditional Combo Pizza

Always a hit! Traditional recipe, consisting of pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers.

$7.45

7" V.I.P. The Big Ten Pizza

It's Allota Pizza! Try it you'll love it! Pizza is topped with five delicious meats that include pepperoni, beef salami, Genoa salami, ham, bacon. Also, the toppings consist of five delicious vegetables, which are tomatoes, mushrooms, green peppers, green olives, onions.

$10.95

7" V.I.P. Double Cheese Combo Pizza

Delicious pizza, which consists of delicious pepperoni slices, mushrooms, crispy green peppers, and double cheese.

$9.15

7" V.I.P. Double Double Pizza

For the pepperoni and cheese lovers! Pizza with a double cheese base is topped with double pepperoni.

$9.35

7" V.I.P. Chicken a la Ronde Pizza

Sensationally savoury! Chunks of seasoned chicken breast, diced Spanish onions, and jalapeno peppers.

$9.85

7" V.I.P. Veggie Roller Pizza

Delicious veggie pizza, topped with sliced mushrooms, green peppers, onions, olives, and tomatoes.

$7.55

7" V.I.P. Hawaiian Roller Pizza

Aloha! Fresh-baked pizza, which is covered with double ham and double pineapple toppings.

$8.05

7" V.I.P. Mighty Meaty Roller Pizza

Gggrrrreat! Mighty combination of pepperoni, bacon, and Italian sausage.

$10.45

7" V.I.P. Greek Pizza

Greek special pizza, which is topped with green peppers, tomatoes, red peppers, feta cheese, black olives, Spanish onions, cucumber slices, oregano, and seasoned with Fat Albert's special blend of spices.

$8.75

7" V.I.P. Pepperoni Pizza

Fat Albert's signature sauce, topped with pepperoni and shredded mozzarella.

$6.55

Pizzas - 10" Small

10" Small Plain Pizza

A layer of melted cheese spread over marinara-based pizza crust and baked till perfection.

$10.95

10" Small High Roller Pizza

Ottawa's most popular pizza! Includes delicious pepperoni, sliced mushrooms, green peppers, olives, and juicy tomatoes.

$16.45

10" Small Traditional Combo Pizza

Always a hit! Traditional recipe, consisting of pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers.

$14.25

10" Small The Big Ten Pizza

It's Allota Pizza! Try it you'll love it! Pizza is topped with five delicious meats that include pepperoni, beef salami, Genoa salami, ham, bacon. Also, the toppings consist of five delicious vegetables, which are tomatoes, mushrooms, green peppers, green olives, onions.

$18.65

10" Small Double Cheese Combo Pizza

Delicious pizza, which consists of delicious pepperoni slices, mushrooms, crispy green peppers, and double cheese.

$16.45

10" Small Double Double Pizza

For the pepperoni and cheese lovers! Pizza with a double cheese base is topped with double pepperoni.

$16.85

10" Small Chicken a la Ronde Pizza

Sensationally savoury! Chunks of seasoned chicken breast, diced Spanish onions, and jalapeno peppers.

$17.55

10" Small Veggie Roller Pizza

Delicious veggie pizza, topped with sliced mushrooms, green peppers, onions, olives, and tomatoes.

$14.25

10" Small Hawaiian Roller Pizza

Aloha! Fresh-baked pizza, which is covered with double ham and double pineapple toppings.

$15.25

10" Small Mighty Meaty Roller Pizza

Gggrrrreat! Mighty combination of pepperoni, bacon, and Italian sausage.

$17.35

10" Small Greek Pizza

Greek special pizza, which is topped with green peppers, tomatoes, red peppers, feta cheese, black olives, Spanish onions, cucumber slices, oregano, and seasoned with Fat Albert's special blend of spices.

$14.25

10" Small Pepperoni Pizza

Fat Albert's signature sauce, topped with pepperoni and shredded mozzarella.

$11.55

Pizzas - 12" Medium

12" Medium Plain Pizza

A layer of melted cheese spread over marinara-based pizza crust and baked till perfection.

$15.35

12" Medium High Roller Pizza

Ottawa's most popular pizza! Includes delicious pepperoni, sliced mushrooms, green peppers, olives, and juicy tomatoes.

$19.75

12" Medium Traditional Combo Pizza

Always a hit! Traditional recipe, consisting of pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers.

$24.15

12" Medium The Big Ten Pizza

It's Allota Pizza! Try it you'll love it! Pizza is topped with five delicious meats that include pepperoni, beef salami, Genoa salami, ham, bacon. Also, the toppings consist of five delicious vegetables, which are tomatoes, mushrooms, green peppers, green olives, onions.

$18.65

12" Medium Double Cheese Combo Pizza

Delicious pizza, which consists of delicious pepperoni slices, mushrooms, crispy green peppers, and double cheese.

$19.75

12" Medium Double Double Pizza

For the pepperoni and cheese lovers! Pizza with a double cheese base is topped with double pepperoni.

$23.05

12" Medium Chicken a la Ronde Pizza

Sensationally savory! Chunks of seasoned chicken breast, diced Spanish onions, and jalapeno peppers.

$21.95

12" Medium Veggie Roller Pizza

Delicious veggie pizza, topped with sliced mushrooms, green peppers, onions, olives, and tomatoes.

$19.75

12" Medium Hawaiian Roller Pizza

Aloha! Fresh-baked pizza, which is covered with double ham and double pineapple toppings.

$18.65

12" Medium Mighty Meaty Roller Pizza

Gggrrrreat! Mighty combination of pepperoni, bacon, and Italian sausage.

$18.65

12" Medium Greek Pizza

Greek special pizza, which is topped with green peppers, tomatoes, red peppers, feta cheese, black olives, Spanish onions, cucumber slices, oregano, and seasoned with Fat Albert's special blend of spices.

$15.95

12" Medium Pepperoni Pizza

Fat Albert's signature sauce, topped with pepperoni and shredded mozzarella.

$16.85

Pizzas - 15" Large

15" Large Plain Pizza

A layer of melted cheese spread over marinara-based pizza crust and baked till perfection.

$20.85

15" Large High Roller Pizza

Ottawa's most popular pizza! Includes delicious pepperoni, sliced mushrooms, green peppers, olives, and juicy tomatoes.

$24.15

15" Large Traditional Combo Pizza

Always a hit! Traditional recipe, consisting of pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers.

$31.85

15" Large The Big Ten Pizza

It's Allota Pizza! Try it you'll love it! Pizza is topped with five delicious meats that include pepperoni, beef salami, Genoa salami, ham, bacon. Also, the toppings consist of five delicious vegetables, which are tomatoes, mushrooms, green peppers, green olives, onions.

$22.85

15" Large Double Cheese Combo Pizza

Delicious pizza, which consists of delicious pepperoni slices, mushrooms, crispy green peppers, and double cheese.

$29.65

15" Large Double Double Pizza

For the pepperoni and cheese lovers! Pizza with a double cheese base is topped with double pepperoni.

$30.75

15" Large Chicken a la Ronde Pizza

Sensationally savory! Chunks of seasoned chicken breast, diced Spanish onions, and jalapeno peppers.

$24.15

15" Large Veggie Roller Pizza

Delicious veggie pizza, topped with sliced mushrooms, green peppers, onions, olives, and tomatoes.

$31.85

15" Large Hawaiian Roller Pizza

Aloha! Fresh-baked pizza, which is covered with double ham and double pineapple toppings.

$21.95

15" Large Mighty Meaty Roller Pizza

Gggrrrreat! Mighty combination of pepperoni, bacon, and Italian sausage.

$25.25

15" Large Greek Pizza

Greek special pizza, which is topped with green peppers, tomatoes, red peppers, feta cheese, black olives, Spanish onions, cucumber slices, oregano, and seasoned with Fat Albert's special blend of spices.

$31.85

15" Large Pepperoni Pizza

Fat Albert's signature sauce, topped with pepperoni and shredded mozzarella.

$21.95

6'' Hot Subs

Hot, fresh-baked, crispy subs.

1. 6'' "Fat Albert's" Steak & Ham Sub

Tender steak, succulent mild Capicollo ham, added to a combination of cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$7.19

2. 6'' Steak Substantial Sub

Tender steak with mushrooms, pickles, added to a combination of cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$6.49

3. 6'' The Magnificent Meatball Sub

Italian meatballs smothered with sauce, melted Italian cheese, and Fat Albert's secret spices.

$5.99

4. 6'' Passionate Pepperoni Sub

0.0000125 tons of spicy pepperoni, added to a combination of cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$5.79

5. 6'' Turkey & Steak Sub

Tender steak, white turkey meat, added to a combination of cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$7.99

6. 6'' Club Sub

Juicy strips of bacon on a bed of turkey, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and Fat Albert's secret spices, toasted to perfection.

$7.59

7. 6'' Veggies & Cheese Sub

Fresh, cheese-baked sub with peppers, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, mushrooms, and Fat Albert's secret spices.

$5.79

8. 6'' The Beef Bonanza Sub

Thinly sliced Canadian grade "A" beef, piled high and smothered with onions, mushrooms, melted cheese, and Fat Albert's secret spices.

$6.49

9. 6'' Pizza Sub

Crispy hot sub, filled with pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, pizza sauce, and pizza cheese.

$5.19

17. 6'' B.L.T. Sub

Delicious sub with juicy strips of bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, topped with mayo and Fat Albert's secret blend of spices, toasted to perfection.

$7.19

18. 6'' S.S.P.P. Sub

Crispy sub, filled with substantial steak, passionate pepperoni, and garnishes, which include cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$6.99

19. 6'' Smoked Meat Sub

Fresh, straight-outta-oven sub with Montreal style smoked meat with mustard.

$6.49

20. 6'' Chicken Breast Sub

Crispy, hot sub with sliced, seasoned chicken breast, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, mayo, and Fat Albert's secret spices.

$5.99

21. 6'' Chicken Cordon Bleu Sub

Sliced, seasoned chicken breast, mild Capicollo ham, mayo, mixed with cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$6.99

22. 6'' Tuna Melt Sub

Hot sub with fresh tuna salad, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, seasoned with Fat Albert's secret spices, and enveloped in melted cheese.

$7.99

23. 6'' Striploin Steak Sub

Sliced, tender and juicy "AAA" Striploin steak on a fresh white or whole wheat bun, topped with lettuce, onions, mushrooms, green and red peppers, covered in ultimate barbecue sauce with Montreal steak spices and Fat Albert's own secret blend of oil and spices.

$9.19

12'' Hot Subs

1. 12'' "Fat Albert's" Steak & Ham Sub

Tender steak, succulent mild Capicollo ham, added to a combination of cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$11.89

2. 12'' Steak Substantial Sub

Tender steak with mushrooms, pickles, added to a combination of cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$11.39

3. 12'' The Magnificent Meatball Sub

Italian meatballs, smothered with sauce, melted Italian cheese, and Fat Albert's secret spices.

$9.79

4. 12'' Passionate Pepperoni Sub

0.0000125 tons of spicy pepperoni, added to a combination of cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$9.49

5. 12'' Turkey & Steak Sub

Tender steak, white turkey meat, added to a combination of cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$12.99

6. 12'' Club Sub

Juicy strips of bacon on a bed of turkey, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and Fat Albert's secret spices, toasted to perfection.

$12.49

7. 12'' Veggies & Cheese Sub

Crispy, cheese-baked sub with peppers, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, mushrooms, and Fat Albert's secret spices.

$8.69

8. 12'' The Beef Bonanza Sub

Thinly sliced Canadian grade "A" beef, piled high and smothered with onions, mushrooms, melted cheese, and Fat Albert's secret spices.

$11.99

9. 12'' Pizza Sub

Crispy hot sub, filled with pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, pizza sauce, and pizza cheese.

$8.69

17. 12'' B.L.T. Sub

Delicious sub with juicy strips of bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, topped with mayo and Fat Albert's secret blend of spices, toasted to perfection.

$11.99

18. 12'' S.S.P.P. Sub

Crispy sub, filled with substantial steak, passionate pepperoni, and garnishes, which include cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$11.99

19. 12'' Smoked Meat Sub

Fresh, straight-outta-oven Montreal style smoked meat with mustard.

$10.89

20. 12'' Chicken Breast Sub

Crispy, hot sub with sliced, seasoned chicken breast, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, mayo, and Fat Albert's secret spices.

$10.99

21. 12'' Chicken Cordon Bleu Sub

Sliced, seasoned chicken breast, mild Capicollo ham, mayo, mixed with cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$11.99

22. 12'' Tuna Melt Sub

Hot sub with fresh tuna salad, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, seasoned with Fat Albert's secret spices, and enveloped in melted cheese.

$12.99

23. 12'' Striploin Steak Sub

Sliced, tender and juicy "AAA" Striploin steak on a fresh white or whole wheat bun, topped with lettuce, onions, mushrooms, green and red peppers, covered in ultimate barbecue sauce with Montreal steak spices and Fat Albert's own secret blend of oil and spices.

$15.29

6'' Cold Subs

Fresh-baked, crispy subs, served cold.

10. 6'' International Hero Sub

A cold sub with mild Capicollo ham, smoked meat, all-beef salami, and garnishes, which include cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$5.19

11. 6'' The Fab Four Sub

A cold sub with mild Capicollo ham, smoked meat, all-beef salami, white turkey meat, mayo, and garnishes, which include cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$6.49

12. 6'' Ralph's Creation Sub

Cold, crispy sub with hot Capicollo ham, Mortadella, Genoa salami, white turkey meat, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mixed with mayo, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$6.99

13. 6'' The Great Gobbler Sub

Delicious sub, filled with generous slices of tender white turkey meat, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mixed with mayo, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$6.89

14. 6'' The Extravagant Exclusive Sub

An exclusive sub with seven different delicious meats, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mixed with mayo, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$8.29

15. 6'' Italian Ham & Cheese Sub

A cold sub, filled with hot Capicollo ham, covered in cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mixed with Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$4.99

16. 6'' Mermaids Delight Sub (Tuna Sub)

A cold sub with fresh tuna salad, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, seasoned with Fat Albert's secret spices, and enveloped in melted cheese.

$6.49

12'' Cold Subs

10. 12'' International Hero Sub

A cold sub with mild Capicollo ham, smoked meat, all-beef salami, and garnishes, which include cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$9.59

11. 12'' The Fab Four Sub

A cold sub with mild Capicollo ham, smoked meat, all-beef salami, white turkey meat, mayo, and garnishes, which include cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$11.99

12. 12'' Ralph's Creation Sub

Cold, crispy sub with hot Capicollo ham, Mortadella, Genoa salami, white turkey meat, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mixed with mayo, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$11.99

13. 12'' The Great Gobbler Sub

Delicious sub, filled with generous slices of tender white turkey meat, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mixed with mayo, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$11.99

14. 12'' The Extravagant Exclusive Sub

An exclusive sub with seven different delicious meats, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mixed with mayo, and Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$13.99

15. 12'' Italian Ham & Cheese Sub

A cold sub, filled with hot Capicollo ham, covered in cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mixed with Fat Albert's own special blend of oil with secret spices.

$8.69

16. 12'' Mermaids Delight Sub (Tuna Sub)

A cold sub with fresh tuna salad, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, seasoned with Fat Albert's secret spices, and enveloped in melted cheese.

$11.99

Wraps

Add extra french fries or a side salad for $1.95! Wraps available in white or whole wheat.

Chicken Wrap

A fresh wrap, filled with seasoned chicken, Romaine lettuce, seasoned in Renée's Caesar dressing, and onions.

$9.85

Beef Wrap

Juicy roast beef, wrapped with romaine lettuce, green peppers, mushrooms, and onions, seasoned with Renée's Caesar dressing.

$9.85

Veggie Wrap

A combination of romaine lettuce, green and red peppers, mushrooms, onions, green olives, and English cucumbers, seasoned in Renée's Caesar dressing and wrapped in flour tortilla.

$8.75

Tuna Wrap

Fresh combination of tuna salad, lettuce, and tomato, wrapped in flour tortilla.

$9.85

Greek Chicken Wrap

Fat Albert's famous wrap with Greek salad with sliced, seasoned chicken breast.

$9.85

Smoked Meat

Tasty smoked meat dishes.

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Delicious smoked meat, served on rye bread with a pickle slice.

$9.85

Smoked Meat Platter

Delicious smoked meat, served on rye bread with fries, and a pickle slice.

$11.99

Sides

Small sides to add to your main meal.

Sauces

Your choice of Fat Albert's delicious, rich-flavoured sauces.

$0.55

Side Garden Salad

$2.75

Side Caesar Salad

$2.75

Desserts

Apple Pie

$4.35

Carrot Cake

$4.35

Cheese Cake

$5.45

Cookies

$1.65

Triple Chocolate Brownie

$3.25

Beverages

Sweet, refreshing pop to quench your thirst.

Pop (591 ml)

Refreshing soda pop.

$2.19

Pure Leaf Tea

$2.99

Pop (Can)

$1.49

Pop (Can 4-Pack)

$4.99

Pop (Can 6-Pack)

$7.99

Bottled Water

$2.19