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Cranky Burger

Cranky Burger

9.8
6082 Tecumseh Rd E

LIMITED TIME OFFERS

Five Boneless Wings and Fries

Five Boneless Wings and Fries

Five pieces of boneless chicken fried in a light and crispy breading and then tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with French fries.

$12.95

FEATURES

Cranky Cheeseburger Combo

Cranky Cheeseburger Combo

Fresh ground beef topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle, American cheese and our house Cranky sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$18.95

Famous Chicken Tenders (5)

Famous Chicken Tenders (5)

Five buttermilk marinated hand breaded chicken tenders. Served with a piece of Texas toast, French fries and dipping sauce.

$23.95

Cranky Burger Bowl

Cranky Burger Bowl

Our Cranky Burger in a bowl! Shredded iceberg lettuce surrounded by a 1/4lb of cheesy chopped beef, sautéed onion, diced tomato, zesty dill pickle, a few French fries and topped off with shredded cheese and Cranky sauce. A delicious gluten friendly alternative.

$13.95

Old Bay Fries

Old Bay Fries

Thin cut skin-on potato wedges with a crispy beer batter. Served with a side of our zesty Old Bay aioli.

$8.95

APPETIZERS

Cheeseburger Egg Rolls

Cheeseburger Egg Rolls

Three crispy egg rolls handmade with ground beef, onion and cheese. Served with a side of Cranky sauce. Please note that egg rolls are prepared daily and ingredients cannot be modified.

$16.49

BBQ Chicken Egg Rolls

BBQ Chicken Egg Rolls

Three crispy egg rolls handmade with BBQ chicken, onion, garlic, bell pepper and shredded cheese. Served with BBQ Ranch for dipping. Please note that egg rolls are prepared daily and ingredients cannot be modified.

$16.49

Bite-Sized Buffalo Pierogi

Bite-Sized Buffalo Pierogi

Bite-sized potato and cheddar pierogi sautéed in Buffalo sauce and served with your choice of house made Ranch or blue cheese dip.

$12.95

Dill Pickle Spears

Dill Pickle Spears

Breaded and fried crunchy dill pickle spears. Served with a side of creamy dill sauce.

$12.95

Mac & Cheese Bites

Mac & Cheese Bites

Eight battered mac & cheese bites fried to a crispy golden brown with a side of house made buttermilk Ranch.

$12.95

HANDCRAFTED BURGERS

Cranky Cheeseburger

Cranky Cheeseburger

Fresh ground beef topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle, American cheese and our house Cranky sauce.

$11.95

Double Trouble

Double Trouble

Double beef patty. Double American Cheese. Stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickle and Cranky sauce.

$17.49

Crank-O-Nator

Crank-O-Nator

Double beef patty. Double chopped bacon. Double American cheese. Topped with Cranky sauce and ketchup.

$22.49

Triple Trouble

Triple Trouble

Triple beef patty. Triple American Cheese. Stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickle and Cranky sauce.

$22.95

Mushroom & Mozza Burger

Mushroom & Mozza Burger

Fresh ground beef topped with sautéed mushroom and onion, mozzarella cheese and Cranky sauce.

$13.95

Texan BBQ Burger

Texan BBQ Burger

Fresh ground beef piled high with crispy onion rings, sautéed onion, pickled jalapeño, American cheese and Original BBQ sauce.

$16.49

Butter Burger

Butter Burger

Fresh ground beef seared in butter and topped with grilled cheese curds, tater tots, pickles, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce.

$18.49

Crispy Pickle Burger

Crispy Pickle Burger

Fresh ground beef stacked with crispy fried pickles, zesty dill pickle slices, shredded lettuce, mozzarella cheese and creamy dill burger sauce.

$17.49

Fried Mac & Cheese Burger

Fresh ground beef layered with fried mac & cheese, American cheese and creamy cheese sauce.

$17.49

FAMOUS CHICKEN TENDERS

Famous Chicken Tenders (5)

Famous Chicken Tenders (5)

Five buttermilk marinated hand breaded chicken tenders. Served with a piece of Texas toast, French fries and dipping sauce.

$23.95

Famous Chicken Tenders (3)

Famous Chicken Tenders (3)

Three buttermilk marinated hand breaded chicken tenders. Served with a piece of Texas toast, French fries and dipping sauce.

$16.95

Famous Chicken Tenders (9)

Famous Chicken Tenders (9)

Nine buttermilk marinated hand breaded chicken tenders. Served with two pieces of Texas toast, French fries and two dipping sauces.

$36.95

Famous Chicken Tenders (15)

Famous Chicken Tenders (15)

Fifteen buttermilk marinated hand breaded chicken tenders. Served with three pieces of Texas toast, two sides of French fries and three dipping sauces.

$57.95

SANDWICHES

Nashville Hot Fried Chicken Sandwich

Nashville Hot Fried Chicken Sandwich

Hand breaded Nashville hot fried chicken breast on a toasted buttered bun topped with crisp dill pickles and house made buttermilk Ranch dressing.

$16.49

Cranky Chicken Sandwich

Cranky Chicken Sandwich

Hand breaded fried chicken breast on a toasted bun with pickles and our signature Cranky sauce.

$15.95

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Marinated hand breaded crispy chicken breast tossed in your favorite wing sauce and stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickle and our house made buttermilk Ranch dressing.

$16.49

Chopped Cheese

Chopped Cheese

The legendary NYC sandwich has finally arrived in Windsor! Chopped beef mixed with sautéed onion and plenty of melted American cheese on a toasted hoagie with shredded lettuce, tomato, ketchup and mayo.

$15.95

Fatty Patty Melt

Fatty Patty Melt

Buttered and grilled inside-out bun stacked with two fresh 1/4lb ground beef patties, double melted American cheese, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce.

$18.49

TRADITIONAL CHICKEN WINGS

One Pound Traditional Wings

One Pound Traditional Wings

One pound of fresh Ontario chicken wings dusted with our signature breading, cooked fresh to order and tossed in your favorite sauce.

$18.95

Two Pounds Traditional Wings

Two Pounds Traditional Wings

Two pounds of fresh Ontario chicken wings dusted with our signature breading, cooked fresh to order and tossed in your favorite sauce.

$36.95

Three Pounds Traditional Wings

Three Pounds Traditional Wings

Three pounds of fresh Ontario chicken wings dusted with our signature breading, cooked fresh to order and tossed in your favorite sauce.

$54.95

Five Pounds Traditional Wings

Five Pounds Traditional Wings

Five pounds of fresh Ontario chicken wings dusted with our signature breading, cooked fresh to order and tossed in your favorite sauce.

$87.95

BONELESS CHICKEN WINGS

10 Piece Boneless Wings

10 Piece Boneless Wings

Ten pieces of boneless chicken fried in a light and crispy breading and then tossed in your favorite sauce.

$18.95

20 Piece Boneless Wings

20 Piece Boneless Wings

Twenty pieces of boneless chicken fried in a light and crispy breading and then tossed in your favorite sauce.

$36.95

30 Piece Boneless Wings

30 Piece Boneless Wings

Thirty pieces of boneless chicken fried in a light and crispy breading and then tossed in your favorite sauce.

$54.95

50 Piece Boneless Wings

50 Piece Boneless Wings

Fifty pieces of boneless chicken fried in a light and crispy breading and then tossed in your favorite sauce.

$87.95

LOADED FRIES AND POUTINE

Garlic Parmesan Fries

Garlic Parmesan Fries

Our crispy skin-on French fries tossed with garlic butter, parmesan cheese and drizzled with our signature Cranky sauce.

$11.95

Classic Poutine

Classic Poutine

Made to order French fries smothered in Quebec cheese curds and savory brown gravy.

$12.95

Bacon and Cheese Fries

Bacon and Cheese Fries

French fries loaded with creamy cheese sauce, shredded cheddar and crispy chopped bacon.

$15.95

Cheeseburger Fries

Cheeseburger Fries

Seasoned fries stacked with cheesy chopped beef, creamy cheese sauce, diced tomato and Cranky sauce.

$18.49

Cheese Fries

Crispy fries loaded with shredded cheddar and creamy cheese sauce.

$10.95

Cranky Poutine

A classic poutine topped with our signature creamy pepper Cranky sauce.

$13.95

Tater Tot Poutine

Fried tater tots with Quebec cheese curds and savory brown gravy.

$15.95

SIDES

French Fries

French Fries

Crispy French fries with the skin left on.

$5.95

Macaroni Salad

Macaroni Salad

Elbow macaroni with sweet pickle, celery, onion and red bell pepper in a tangy creamy dressing.

$5.95

Old Bay Fries

Old Bay Fries

Thin cut skin-on potato wedges with a crispy beer batter. Served with a side of our zesty Old Bay aioli.

$8.95

Tater Tots

Tater Tots

Fried tater puffs.

$8.95

COMBO MEALS

Served with French Fries and a Drink

Cranky Cheeseburger Combo

Cranky Cheeseburger Combo

Fresh ground beef topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle, American cheese and our house Cranky sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$18.95

Double Trouble Combo

Double Trouble Combo

Double beef patty. Double American Cheese. Stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickle and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$24.49

Crank-O-Nator Combo

Crank-O-Nator Combo

Double beef patty. Double chopped bacon. Double American cheese. Topped with Cranky sauce and ketchup. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$29.49

Triple Trouble Combo

Triple Trouble Combo

Triple beef patty. Triple American Cheese. Stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickle and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$29.95

Mushroom & Mozza Burger Combo

Mushroom & Mozza Burger Combo

Fresh ground beef topped with sautéed mushroom and onion, mozzarella cheese and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$20.95

Texan BBQ Burger Combo

Texan BBQ Burger Combo

Fresh ground beef piled high with crispy onion rings, sautéed onion, pickled jalapeño, American cheese and Original BBQ sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$23.49

Butter Burger Combo

Butter Burger Combo

Fresh ground beef seared in butter and topped with grilled cheese curds, tater tots, pickles, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$25.49

Crispy Pickle Burger Combo

Crispy Pickle Burger Combo

Fresh ground beef stacked with crispy fried pickles, zesty dill pickle slices, shredded lettuce, mozzarella cheese and creamy dill burger sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$24.49

Fried Mac & Cheese Burger Combo

Fresh ground beef layered with fried mac & cheese, American cheese and creamy cheese sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$24.49

Chopped Cheese Combo

Chopped Cheese Combo

The legendary NYC sandwich has finally arrived in Windsor! Chopped beef mixed with sautéed onion and plenty of melted American cheese on a toasted hoagie with shredded lettuce, tomato, ketchup and mayo. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$22.95

Fatty Patty Melt Combo

Fatty Patty Melt Combo

Buttered and grilled inside-out bun stacked with two fresh 1/4lb ground beef patties, double melted American cheese, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$25.49

Cranky Chicken Sandwich Combo

Cranky Chicken Sandwich Combo

Hand breaded fried chicken breast on a toasted bun with pickles and our signature Cranky sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$22.95

Nashville Hot Fried Chicken Sandwich Combo

Nashville Hot Fried Chicken Sandwich Combo

Hand breaded Nashville hot fried chicken breast on a toasted buttered bun topped with crisp dill pickles and house made buttermilk Ranch dressing. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$23.49

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich Combo

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich Combo

Marinated hand breaded crispy chicken breast tossed in your favorite wing sauce and stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickle and our house made buttermilk Ranch dressing. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$23.49

Traditional Wing Combo

Traditional Wing Combo

One pound of fresh traditional chicken wings dusted with our signature breading and cooked fresh to order. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$24.95

Boneless Wing Combo

Boneless Wing Combo

Ten pieces of boneless chicken fried in a light and crispy breading and then tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with French fries or macaroni salad and a drink.

$24.95

DESSERT

Peanut Butter Fudge Brownie Cheesecake

Peanut Butter Fudge Brownie Cheesecake

Brownie base loaded with blended chocolate and peanut butter cheesecake and topped with roasted almonds, chunks of brownie bites and a drizzle of pure dark chocolate.

$10.95

Churros

Churros

Crispy churros filled with chocolate hazelnut and rolled in cinnamon sugar.

$8.95

DRINKS

Arizona Raspberry Iced Tea

Arizona Raspberry Iced Tea

680ml Can

$3.95

Naya Water

Naya Water

500ml Bottle

$1.95

Coca-Cola

Coca-Cola

355ml Can

$2.49

Coke Zero

Coke Zero

355ml Can

$2.49

Sprite

Sprite

355ml Can

$2.49

Brisk Iced Tea

Brisk Iced Tea

355ml Can

$2.49

Fuze Zero Sugar Iced Tea

Fuze Zero Sugar Iced Tea

341ml Can

$2.79

Apple Juice

Apple Juice

300ml Bottle

$2.95

Nesquik Chocolate Milk

Nesquik Chocolate Milk

473ml Bottle

$4.69

EXTRAS

Brown Gravy

$2.75

Cheese Sauce (4oz)

$3.95

Buttermilk Ranch (2oz)

Southern style creamy buttermilk dressing made from a savory house blend of nine herbs and spices. The best Ranch dressing around!

$1.95

Blue Cheese (2oz)

$1.95

Cranky Sauce (2oz)

Our house creamy pepper burger sauce combines a natural smoky flavor with fresh herbs and spices.

$1.95

Old Bay Aioli (2oz)

A savory and zesty dip blended with the unique flavors of Old Bay seasoning.

$1.95

BBQ Ranch (2oz)

Our Original BBQ sauce mixed with Ranch dressing. The best of both worlds combine to create the ultimate dipping sauce.

$1.95

Creamy Dill Dip (2oz)

Tangy dip made with fresh dill.

$1.95

Wing Sauce (2oz)

$1.75

BOTTLED SAUCES

Cranky Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Cranky Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Our house creamy pepper burger sauce combines a natural smoky flavor with fresh herbs and spices.

$13.95

Buttermilk Ranch - 12oz Bottle

Buttermilk Ranch - 12oz Bottle

Southern style creamy buttermilk dressing made from a savory house blend of nine herbs and spices. The best Ranch dressing around!

$13.95

Original BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Original BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Classic bold Texas style BBQ sauce combining tomato, onion, garlic and coarse ground black pepper.

$12.95

Windsor Whisky BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Windsor Whisky BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Gold colored Carolina and Kentucky fusion sauce simmered down with Windsor's own J.P Wiser's Whisky.

$12.95

Texas Heat BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Texas Heat BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Our Original BBQ sauce slowly simmered with fermented cayenne pepper.

$12.95

Apple Butter BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Apple Butter BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Our Original BBQ sauce simmered with Ontario grown apples, cinnamon and brown sugar.

$12.95

BBQ Ranch - 12oz Bottle

BBQ Ranch - 12oz Bottle

Our Original BBQ sauce mixed with Ranch dressing. The best of both worlds combine to create the ultimate dipping sauce.

$13.95

Buffalo Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Buffalo Sauce - 12oz Bottle

Our popular Buffalo sauce blends aged cayenne pepper, melted butter, distilled vinegar and select seasonings.

$13.95