The Hearty Hooligan

9.3

292 Ottawa St N, Hamilton, ON L8H 3Z9, Canada

Opens at 11:00 AM

Place Settings

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All Day Breakfast

  • Breakfast Sandwich

    Housemade tofu egg with melted marble vegan cheese and your choice of seitan bacon or vegan sausage on a buttered english muffin.

    $9.50

  • Smokey Maple Breakfast Sandwich

    House-made tofu egg with melted marble vegan cheese, a crispy deep-fried hashbrown, maple syrup, and your choice of seitan bacon or vegan sausage on...

    $11.50

  • Wake and Bake Wrap

    House-made tofu egg scramble. your choice of vegan sausage or seitan bacon, vegan marble cheese, and hash browns baked into a soft flour tortilla.

    $16.00

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  • Omelette Wrap

    House-made tofu egg, your choice of vegan sausage or seitan bacon, vegan marble cheese, green peppers mushrooms, tomatoes, and green onions baked...

    $15.00

  • Protein Breakfast Bowl

    Gluten-friendly. Black beans, house-made tofu scramble, house-made sweet chilli heat cheese sauce, marble cheese shreds, corn chips, hot sauce, sour...

    $16.00

Soup, Salads, and Sandwiches

  • Soup of the Day

    $7.50

  • Garlic Bread

    Locally made nine-inch sub bun slathered in housemade fresh vegan garlic butter served perfectly toasted.

    $4.50

  • Chicken Caesar Wrap

    Marinated soy curl based chicken, leaf lettuce, croutons, vegan bacon bits, and The Hearty Hooligan's classic house-made vegan Caesar dressing...

    $14.00

  • BLT Wrap

    Smokey, crispy seitan bacon made by our friends at sausage party. House-made mayonnaise, freshly sliced tomato, and leaf lettuce on your choice of a...

    $16.00

Pizza Pockets and Rolls

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    Pizza Rolls

    Hand-rolled flatbread filled with garlic butter, The Hearty Hooligan's house-prepared pizza sauce, vegan cheese shreds, vegan Parmesan, and vegan...

    $14.00

  • Jumbo Pepperoni and Cheese Pizza Pocket

    Vegan pepperoni, vegan marble cheese, and The Hearty Hooligan's classic pizza sauce baked inside a fluffy house-made yeast dough.

    $12.50

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  • Jumbo Deluxe Pizza Pocket

    Vegan pepperoni, fresh peppers and mushrooms, vegan bacon bits, vegan marble cheese- and The Hearty Hooligan's classic pizza sauce baked inside a...

    $12.50

Burritos

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    Crunchwrap

    One of The Hearty Hooligan's most popular items! The Hearty Hooligan's perfectly seasoned house-made Tex-Mex-style TVP "beef", marble vegan cheese...

    $15.00

  • Classic Burrito

    Black beans, The Hearty Hooligan house-made Tex-Mex-style TVP "beef", marble vegan cheese shreds, vegan sour cream, fresh tomatoes, and green onions...

    $15.00

  • Nacho Burrito

    Tex-Mex-style TVP "beef", vegan cheese shreds, house-made cheese sauce, jalapenos, tomatoes, green onions, sour cream, and nacho chips baked inside a...

    $15.00

  • Anti Warrior Burrito

    House-rnade mac and cheese, Tex-Mex-style TVP "beef", sweet chilli heat doritos, crispy onions, tomatoes, and green onions baked inside a soft flour...

    $16.00

Loaded Fries

all loaded fries are shareable platter sized

  • Uncle Moe’s Million Dollar Birthday Fries

    Crispy, golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made magic fry dust, topped with melty vegan cheese, house-made Tex-Mex taco beef,

    $12.00

  • Philly Cheesesteak Fries

    Topped with seitan beef made by our besties at Nonnos, housemade Philly cheese sauce, roasted green peppers, sauteed onions, and vegan cheese shreds.

    $17.00

  • Loaded Pierogi Fries

    Crispy golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made magic fry dust, topped with melty vegan cheese, sauteed onions, vegan bacon bits,

    $11.00

  • Dill Pickle Loaded Fries

    Crispy golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's magic fry dust, topped with sauteed onions, melty vegan cheese, The Hearty Hooligan's...

    $11.00

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  • Poutine

    Crispy golden fries seasoned with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made magic fry dust, topped with melty vegan cheese and smothered in The Hearty...

    $10.00

Jumbo Hot Dogs

All dogs are a jumbo veggie dog on a 9" locally made bun.

  • The Classic Dog

    A jumbo veggie dog on a nine-inch locally made bun with ketchup, mustard, and relish.

    $10.50

  • Dilly Dog

    A jumbo veggie dog on a nine-inch locally made bun topped with melty vegan cheese, housemade dill sauce, crispy onions, shredded pickles, and mustard.

    $13.50

  • Loaded Nacho Dog

    A jumbo veggie dog on a locally made nine-inch bun topped with house-made sweet chilli heat cheese sauce, melty vegan cheese shreds, crushed nacho...

    $14.50

  • Loaded Mac and Cheese Hot Dog

    Topped with housemade mac and cheese, slathered in housemade philly cheese sauce, and topped with ketchup.

    $13.50

Mains

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    Loaded Pickle Mac

    House-made mac and cheese, topped with housemade dill sauce, bacon bits, sauteed onions, and dill pickles.

    $17.00

  • Philly Cheesesteak

    Seitan beef made by our besties at Nonnos, smothered in housemade philly cheese sauce, roasted green peppers, sauteed onions, and cheese shreds on a...

    $16.50

  • Loaded Nachos

    Corn chips topped with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made Tex-Mex taco beef, house-made sweet chilli heat cheese sauce, melty vegan cheese shreds,

    $18.00

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  • Mac and Cheese Bake

    House-made mac and cheese made with three different vegan cheeses, topped with extra cheese, a bread crumb topper, and then baked.

    $15.00

  • Anti Warrior Bowl

    Everything that a warrior bowl isn't in one signature dish. House-made mac and cheese blended with The Hearty Hooligan's house-made Tex-Mex-style...

    $18.00

  • Chopped Cheese Sandwich

    A New York Center street corner bodega staple made vegan. A Beyond beef patty, smashed, mixed with two different cheeses, and cooked until both melty...

    $18.00

Sides

  • Fries

    Does not contain gluten.

    $4.00

  • Hashbrowns

    Does not contain gluten.

    $4.00

  • Side Soup

    $4.00

  • Mac and Cheese

    $4.00

  • Caesar Salad

    $6.00

  • Gar-Parmesan Dip

    Does not contain gluten.

    $2.50

Desserts

  • 6 Assorted Vegan Cookies

    $10.00

  • 6 Assorted Vegan Cupcakes

    $17.50

  • 12 Assorted Vegan Cupcakes

    $35.00

  • 12 Assorted Vegan Cookies

    $20.00

Milkshakes

  • Chocolate Milkshake

    Does not contain gluten.

    $12.00

  • Vanilla Milkshake

    Does not contain gluten.

    $12.00

  • Strawberry Milkshake

    Does not contain gluten.

    $12.00

  • Mint Chocolate Milkshake

    $13.00

  • Funfetti Milkshake

    Does not contain gluten.

    $13.00

  • Oreo Milkshake

    $13.00

  • Chocolate Peanut Butter Milkshake

    Does not contain gluten.

    $13.00

  • Chocolate Charcoal Raspberry (The Goth Shake)

    Does not contain gluten.

    $13.00

  • Pumpkin Pie Milkshake

    $14.00

Snowstorms

  • Chocolate PB Chip Snowstorm

    Does not contain gluten.

    $11.00

  • Banana Creme Pie Snowstorm

    $11.00

  • Punkaroo Snowstorm

    $12.00

  • Chocolate Banana Chip Snowstorm

    Does not contain gluten.

    $11.00

  • Oreo Snowstorm

    $12.00

Coffee

Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Relay Coffee.

  • Drip Coffee (12 oz)

    Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Vintage Coffee Roasters.

    $2.80

  • Drip Coffee (16 oz)

    Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Vintage Coffee Roasters.

    $3.50

  • Double Espresso

    Vegan, gluten free. Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Vintage Coffee Roasters.

    $3.50

  • Americano

    Vegan, gluten-free. Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by Vintage Coffee Roasters.

    $3.75

Classic Cafe Latte

  • Classic Cafe Latte

    $4.60

Specialty Cafe Lattes

  • Specialty Cafe Latte

    $5.50

Hot Chocolate

Made from scratch in-house.

  • Hot Chocolate

    Made from scratch in house.

    $3.75

Loose Leaf Tea

  • Loose Leaf Tea (12 oz)

    Fair trade, organic, and locally blended by Terra Teas.

    $3.00

  • Loose Leaf Tea (16 oz)

    Fair trade, organic, and locally blended by Terra Teas.

    $3.60

  • Tea Latte (12 oz)

    Tea latte made with fair trade, organic, and locally blended loose leaf tea by Terra Teas.

    $4.00

  • Tea Latte (16 oz)

    Tea latte made with fair trade, organic, and locally blended loose leaf tea by Terra Teas.

    $4.80

Cold Drinks

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    House-Made Berry Bliss Iced Tea

    $3.50

  • House-Made Lemonade

    $3.00

  • House-Made Classic Sweet Tea

    $3.50

  • Iced Coffee

    $4.00

  • Iced Cappuccino

    $5.50

  • Mocha Iced Cappuccino

    $6.50

  • Pop

    $2.00

  • Pumpkin Spice Iced Cap

    $5.75

Smoothies

  • Straw-Nana Smoothie

    Simple and classic! Strawberries, bananas, and your choice of oat or soy milk.

    $9.50

  • Tropi-Cool Smoothie

    Mango, banana, pineapple, spinach, and your choice of oat or soy milk.

    $11.00

  • Peanut Butter Jelly Time Smoothie

    Strawberries, raspberries, peanut butter, and bananas with your choice of oat or soy milk.

    $11.50