Phat Bastard Eats

8.0

130 Trans-Canada Hwy, Duncan, BC V9L 3P7, Canada

Opens at 11:00 AM

Place Settings

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  • Number of Plastic Cutlery

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  • Napkins

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Salad

  • Potato Salad

    Potato salad dressed with pickles, bacon and egg.

    $4.75

  • Street Corn

    Corn kernels (organic) with our special blend of spices, lime, mayo, and sour cream topped with Cheeto dust.

    $4.75

Burger

Fresh beef is never frozen! Burgers can be done in a single patty.

  • Have It Your Way Burger

    Single, double, or triple patty burger that comes with cheese with each patty and desired fixings on site (besides extras).

    $11.75

  • Bas*** Bacon Bomb Burger

    Two fresh seasoned all-beef patties, two slices of cheese, and four slices of bacon with chipotle mayo and ketchup on a buttery toasted brioche bun.

    $15.50

  • Phatty Melt Burger

    Seasoned all beef patty with double cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and rehydrated diced onion on a reversed bun pressed and grilled in butter.

    $11.75

  • Breakfast Bastard Burger

    Two fresh seasoned all-beef patties, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of American cheese, two pieces of bacon, thin sliced cooked shaved ham, one...

    $16.50

  • Uncle Daddy Burger

    Two fresh all-beef patties with special house seasoning made specially for this burger. Two slices of cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, and...

    $14.00

  • Phat's (Ham) Burger

    Two fresh seasoned all-beef patties, two slices of Swiss cheese, horseradish mayo, and dijon mustard, topped with thinly sliced shaved ham on a...

    $14.50

  • Spicy BBQ Burger

    Two fresh seasoned all-beef patties, two slices of cheese, secret sauce, jalapeños, and onions topped with kettle-cooked chips and spicy bold BBQ...

    $14.00

  • Chefs Special

    Comes with two patties, two pieces of cheese, two pieces of bacon, spicy BBQ sauce, chipotle mayo, and Jalapeños on a buttery toasted bun.

    $15.50

  • Mushroom Burger

    Two fresh all-beef seasoned patties, two slices of Swiss cheese, sauteed mushrooms, house-made mushroom sauce, and grilled onion on a buttery toasted...

    $14.50

  • PBE Original Burger

    Two fresh seasoned all-beef patties, two slices of cheese, secret sauce, pickles, and sliced onion on a buttery toasted brioche bun.

    $13.50

Beverages

  • Pop

    $2.25

  • Gatorade

    $3.75

  • Water

    $1.50